I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

ur very confusing I hope u know that!

Indeed. The Sunday Sport even gave it 5 Wanks!

4, on average!

That's what the reviews say!

Nope. I also put a dog's arse there.

Does when I put a ballgag in his mouth.

I do that all the time. Shuts people up.

That's terrible advice. Just terrible.

Yer mum. That's what I do.

Haha. I'll be long dead before I get round to doing everything I want to do. [insert "your mom" joke here]