I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

Paul Merton is the greatest human ever.

Pysch! I was kidding! I'm paying for everything!

Nope, not even in the slightest. But yeah she just makes me think of weird old leathery feet.

I imagine she has bad feet. Like really bad feet. Why do I do that

Okay, but we're getting a pre-nup, and your parents are paying for it all.

Well you can, but that's not going to help old Camilla any

Yes, you are. Let's elope.

Tough break, but I guess she just needs to be more awesome like I am.

I SEE! Very good. You are a good friend.

Well yeah I don't know enough about her to even make a proper judgement but nobody seems to like her much.