I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

Pokémon.

I'm 15/M/MichAGAIN really.

NO. You're not supposed to tell the truth!

And the best day on other planets too, if only they knew when it was.

a/z/n would be your answer.

I myself am 21/F/Californicate-on-ya.

I Don't Need A Sagensyg approves. asl?

mhm =)
soooo.....

If there were a national holiday in your honour, I'd hope that they'd resist the temptation to call it Andy Day and shorten it to Anday instead.

Bah! You fool! I do it proper SAS style! haha

They'll be watching, but they won't see the secret competitor, so they'll just assume you won and declare a national holiday.