I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

ohh to beautiful heaven...land of the losers

I would like to see you try
well ok no i wouldnt because i cant fight and i wont, cut me down then, i know where i will go

woo 900!
oh, you will watch me cut THEM down dear...and then me cut YOU down!

I admire your loyalty but please dont let me watch them cut you down

1 word:
never

See what i mean, this is what you face being against us,
But i cant let them hurt an old friend in that way, leave the lady and join Paladins of Light

W
T
F
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Usually, I tackle the little bull about a week after he's born, and, well, we have these tiny, firm, rubber circles. They're only a coupoe millimeters curcumference.
Using a special took, I can open this little circle up large enough to fit it around the little bull's nutsack, and then I let it close.
Believe it or not, it's relatively painless to the guy.
Far worse is when the bull is about 8 months old, I decide I need a steer, and then I have to take a massive metal clipper lookin' tool and crush the lines leading to his testicles.

(SPOILER)Don't try to castrate large bulls without professional supervision. One kisk in the arm and your arm's broke. One kick in the stomach and your life's broke.

i will give that a miss

Or you could buy the all-purpose repellant that repels pests of every kind, but also people.