I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

1.)it's Lorelai, not Lorelia.
2.)because gilmore girls is my fave. show.
2.)to spread the funnyness.
and 3.)THANK GOT YOUR ON ! ! ! ! ! ! !


time for a new quote:


LUKE’S DINER
[Luke wipes the counter. Lorelai enters.]

LORELAI [quietly]: Rory dropped out of Yale.

LUKE: What?

LORELAI: She dropped out of Yale and she moved in with my parents, who I
went to for help, and they stabbed me in the back. Everything we worked for.
All these years. Her whole future. She was supposed to have more than me.
She was supposed to have everything. That was the plan. We had a plan.

LUKE: Okay, I’m sorry. I have to jump in here. Uh, I know you think you have
this thing handled, but I can help. First off, we call Yale and we tell them
something like, uh, Rory had a chemical imbalance and she was mentally out
of her mind when she told them she was dropping out. And then we get her out
of your parents house whatever way we can. We lock her up in her room with
you, because you can talk anybody into anything. And if worse comes to
worst, we will drive her to school every day and we will follow her to class
and camp out there to make sure she goes. I’ll take morning classes, you
take afternoon classes, or the other way around, if it works out better for
your schedule. And I know there’s a few kinks to work out, the kidnapping
thing might be a little problematic but either way, she is not quitting
school. This was her dream. I am not going to let this happen.

[He takes a deep breath. Lorelai is gazing at him.]

LUKE: What?

LORELAI: Luke, will you marry me?

LUKE: What?

100 usernotes!! whats with the Luke, Rory and Lorelia chat lulusgirl??

Rule #1. Never use my double crap!! XD

Lol. No, that was a scene from one of her favorite shows eva! Anyway, I haven't posted here before so just let me say hi! to you before i forget to do something or somethin'...

100 usernotes!! whats with the Luke, Rory and Lorelia chat lulusgirl??

HI!! Lulusgirl you should realy not talk to yourself! thanks for all the usernotes!

[Rory is sleeping. Lorelai walks in and sits on her bed.]

LORELAI: Hey.

RORY: What? What is it?

LORELAI: Oh nothing. Whatcha doing?

RORY: Taking back Poland.

LORELAI: Oh, good luck with that.

RORY: Mom.

LORELAI: I have a boy in my room

RORY: So?

LORELAI: So I have a boy in my room.

RORY: It's Max.

LORELAI: I know.

RORY: You like Max.

LORELAI: No, uhh, yes, I do, but it's weird. We've never had a man in the house like this up there.

RORY: He's your fiancé.

LORELAI: Very true.

RORY: So all you need to do is adjust. It's like that time you got the green stripes in your hair.

LORELAI: I hated those green stripes.

RORY: Well, I'm tired. I can think of a better example tomorrow.

LORELAI: No, wake up, wake up. We've not properly talked about this.

RORY: About what?

LORELAI: About having Max in the house. About the effect on you. Don't cover up anything. Let's get it all out in the open.

RORY: I don't have anything to cover up. I like Max.

LORELAI: I know you do, and that's good. But you know, once we are married, nothing will ever be the same again.

RORY: I know.

LORELAI: It won't just be the 'me and you secret special clubhouse no boys allowed' thing anymore.

RORY: It will be different.

LORELAI: Not just different. Our lives as we know them will be over.

RORY: Mom, we're not dying.

LORELAI: No, we're not dying. But the life we had is gonna morph into this like mutation that we could never possibly have conceived.

RORY: Like the giant ants in "Them"?

LORELAI: Metaphorically speaking, yes. And I don't want it to be like giant ants, so that's why I'm talking about it now.

RORY: I am in no way anticipating being attacked by giant man-eating ants because Max is living here.

LORELAI: Good. Good.

RORY: Weirdo.

LORELAI: You know, you can't walk around in the buff anymore.

RORY: I don't remember ever walking around in the buff.

LORELAI: I know one time you did.

RORY: Was I three?

LORELAI: Somewhere around there.

RORY: Does he hog the bed?

LORELAI: No. He's a very 'stay on his side' kinda guy.

RORY: Good.

LORELAI: He's cute. He wears pajama bottoms.

RORY: Stop.

LORELAI: Not funny ones. I hate funny bottoms.

RORY: I'm gonna call you Funny Bottoms from now on.

LORELAI: Nuh uh!

RORY: Aren't you happy?

LORELAI: Yes. I'm happy.

RORY: Well, then it'll be fine. You'll get used to it, having Max there.

LORELAI: I know. You're right. I will. I will get used to it. [closes her eys]

RORY: Mom.

LORELAI: Hm?

RORY: You're falling asleep.

LORELAI: So?

RORY: You need to be a big girl and go to your own room.

LORELAI: Okay. [pretends she can't get up] Uh, uh...

RORY: Fine, ten more minutes

LORELAI: Thank you.

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You havn't posted in my user notes in a LOOOOOONG time.
I miss you

Hihi!! Byebye!! whywhy??


Umm.... I dunno??

You also need some COLOR

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