I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

Well while we're running through all the emotions, let's hit on jealousy.

You went to Reading smurf.

We've kind of gone from surrealist story telling to depression. That's impressive.

It reminds me of the few parts of england not filled with old people and chavs - the genuinely eccentric smurfers that would probably get happy slapped if they left their equally eccentric communities.

rofl. I don't think they would necessarily be ideal for leadership but I'd like them to get some seats. Really I'd just like to vote Monster Raving Loony.

I'll probably vote Green. This usually earns a range of reactions from 'hippy' to 'leftie scum' to 'oh that's cool'. I like their policies a lot though. Otherwise I'd say lib dem, but they've been smurfing crap recently. Long time to go yet though so we'll see.

Yeah, it's depressing. I'm pretty sure I'll never be in a position to change anything so I just pretend it doesn't happen most of the time.

Thankfully they aren't represented in our constituency. I troll people like that. I troll them hard and I troll them proud. Unfortunately that includes some of my family.

Don't even.

I'd just slander. UKIP is quite popular around here so I'd go for them. I'm more interested in political parties I hate than the ones I like because I'm snide and pessimistic.