I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

Really? I've just gained a new found interest in politics ... I might start campaigning door to door tomorrow. With my illustrations.

I did too, it's k. It would replace those debates actually, and I can imagine David Dimbleby standing over them moderating the whole escapade. Occasionally someone in the audience would stand up and shout 'disgrace' , and then Beckett will sneak a cheeky finger in near the end.

oh god.

What a slag. I think that her and Ann Widdecombe should have a mud fight next election and the winner gets their respective party into government. Would be hot.

Don't worry about that. She shat on my chest and announced that she Gordon Brown'd me. Worry about that.

Apparently she was being euphemistic when she invited me to the house of commons.

I've made love to Margeret Beckett.



Imagine waking up to that Gears of War Locust monstrosity.

You think you had it bad?

Holy smurfing trout.

Link me up.

I'm hard to shock though. I've seen the worst. You can't imagine.

illegal lesbian porn concerns me. What was illegal about it?

Oh my god was the disc okay?

I'm not sure how many laws this story breaks so I'll probably do it underground. Although Gerald from Nigeria emailed me offering me £6000 pounds to sell it to him. Seems reliable. Last time I got taken prisoner and they were going to cut my balls off but I explained things to them and they only took one. Hilarious misunderstanding.