I'm writing that on my grave. And hell yeah - if anything makes me less of a man it's my vagina and breasts. And let's face it, it's the 21st century. Everybody has vaginas and breasts.
Bitches can't handle my tenas. I got dumped because of it but when she becomes incontinent and then the flies start getting to her oh man she will remember me and think "damn!"
It's quite ingenious really because it seems such a shame to throw them away after just one use.
I'm too distressed to answer that coherently. dffdhvdvbiukd Decipher that, bitch.
If there was ever proof of the absence of God, it is in that sentence. Yet at the same time it's really beautiful. You've caused me a great amount of confusion and distress here.
I wish I could tell you that, good sir. But I would be obliged to kill you.
yeah...well...I mean...if there's the Italian and Russian mafia...couldn't there be an Irish one too?? that was my logic lol xD I don't think I could kill someone for their jetski
but....what about like in the movie Boondock Saints...their Irish! >.< ....maybe I was thinking Italian...oops...=/ I don't think I was made for the mob!
I told Johnson it was a good idea to paddle Australia all the way out here, but he died and nobody else can paddle us back
I didn't know Sweden had a mafia....?? Irish maybe...or Russian...
Peach + Bubbles = ♥♥♥
PillowFighter/VampySlayer
Tidus Fantasy X
Not coming back.
Tiny Chloe ♥
Gobbledygook!
Oh go on then
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