That's just not my style I'm afraid.
I can't see you past the dandruff avalanche.
I had a section manager once that ruffled my hair. He ruffled my hair. I'm a man now.
Aha, god. They do tend to be condescending smurfs. If I had to works somewhere where I took complaints more frequently than I do now then I'd explode.
This is one of my favourite stories of the past month. So I was doing my job, making coffee, serving cakes and trout. And then one woman approaches me looking distraught and asserts "these tables are a mess. I have a Hospitality & Catering baccalaureate, and so I know what is acceptable and what isn't. You should do your job properly and earn your wage like the rest of us in this country do!" There was nothing smurfing wrong with the tables. Worse off, I wasn't even doing the tables during that shift. So now "I have a Hospitality & Catering baccalaureate!" is a good in joke between me and some of my co-workers. It also sounded like she thought I was Polish or something because of the 'country' jibe. jdnvgkdfnkl.
Pricks, mostly.
My wisdoms mostly include making fun of my customers though so if they did listen i might get fired.
Hopefully not because I've built my life around the idea that I'm inconsequential and people do not value my wisdoms.
I'm worried that one day somebody will take my advice seriously.
Do you have a knife? Down the corridor, into the bath. Go.
Peach + Bubbles = ♥♥♥
PillowFighter/VampySlayer
Tidus Fantasy X
Not coming back.
Tiny Chloe ♥
Gobbledygook!
Oh go on then