I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

Requests are always welcome!

Hm. The closest thing we ourselves could probably get is making the page automatically refresh every n seconds, like the Who's Online page does. If, as I suspect, you're thinking about a smoother solution where it seamlessly changes the links and stuff, then I doubt we have that much control over it - at least without spending weeks of work on it. So unless the vBulletin team decides to implement that (they won't), you're out of luck.

My mum is actually pretty chill now, she knows I only associate with respectable internet types. Which made the PG facebook antics a bit...odd But seriously, if you visited I'd be able to put you up with a room, a tour guide, a wing man and a party buddy!

You can't blame me for everything! Some times it's your fault!

That sounds better to me then.

Again, I vote for a third party to be the recipient. I'm sure we can find willing women at a local club.

I'm the innocent one remember

I bet the planet is just lovin it. Like Mickey Ds, but healthy. Assuming, y'know, you pass all the health checks.

Interpersonal

My shower isn't big enough for two people xD