Destai
is holding an ORB
Banned

magic mushrooms

Beer gut.

Thank you Psy My friends tell me I could do better but theyre fugly and jealous so they dont get an opinion.

As you are my girlfriend, here are some flowers:

:goomba:

OK, so it's a goomba, but they sort of look like mushrooms, and mushrooms are like flowers in that when you eat them you see orange rainbows. Yes. Orange rainbows.

ROFL

hey heres a joke

an englishman, irishman and a scotsman got thrown into jail for 30 years the warden comes in to them and says "one luxury each"

Englishman: "porno please can't go on without it"

Scotsman: "whiskey can't live without out"

Irishman: "fags (cigarettes) please"


*30 years later they are being let out 1 by 1*

Engishman who's half blind: "30 years already i haven't watched all of that blonde getting done yet oh well"


Scotsman pissed as a fart "hhdjbxbvxb167q63q9y6" he falls over in the street



Irishman practically insane: "A LIGHT A LIGHT I NEED A FÜCKING LIGHT!!!!!!!!"




had to post that now how do you like it how do you like it? oh meat puppet you wank sheep not yourself remember or was it cows or kishi

Or easy, depending on how you look at things.

My dad ran over my hand with a lawn mower when I was a small lad and now masturbation is tough.

YOUR AWESOME LITTLE MISSY

WELL HELLO

zomfgwtflol


he is a natural spammer with a sense of humour even more crude than a wanking fish