yes. this one is my fave. [He starts to walk toward the people when a woman stands up and starts unbuttoning her shirt. Luke walks back to Lorelai and Rory] LUKE: Is that woman doing what I think she’s doing? [the woman has started nursing her baby] LORELAI: Um, well, I can’t be a hundred percent sure, but. . .oh yeah, that’s lunch. LUKE: Why, why do they do this? This is a public place, people are eating here. RORY: They sure are. LUKE: This cannot be sanitary. LORELAI: I agree. You don’t know where that thing’s been. LUKE: When did that become acceptable? In the old days, a woman would never consider doing that in public. They’d go find a barn or a cave or something. I mean, it’s indecent. This is a diner not a peep show! LORELAI: Hey, consider making it a combo. You could charge more for your cheeseburgers. Of course, no one would ever feel the same ordering a glass of milk again, but . . . LUKE: I have to do something. I just can’t stand here and let the lactating continue. LORELAI: Luke. RORY: Gross! LUKE: I’m gross? I’m not the one exposing myself for the entire world to see. That’s it. [Luke starts to walk over to the woman, then walks back to the counter] LUKE: You go make her stop. LORELAI: I’m not going over there. LUKE: Why not? You’re a woman. LORELAI: So what? LUKE: So you have the same parts. LORELAI: What? LUKE: You shouldn’t be scared of it. LORELAI: Scared of it? You know, you’re gonna be a bachelor for a really long time. LUKE: I am being taken advantage of here, and I do not like being taken advantage of. I hate this! [Jess walks down into the diner and sees the woman nursing] JESS: Oh geez! [Jess quickly turns around and walks back upstairs] LUKE: Okay, well, that was kind of fun.
u like to write dont u? (really
when PEOPLE stop being so mean. [Rory is sleeping. Lorelai walks in and sits on her bed.] LORELAI: Hey. RORY: What? What is it? LORELAI: Oh nothing. Whatcha doing? RORY: Taking back Poland. LORELAI: Oh, good luck with that. RORY: Mom. LORELAI: I have a boy in my room RORY: So? LORELAI: So I have a boy in my room. RORY: It's Max. LORELAI: I know. RORY: You like Max. LORELAI: No, uhh, yes, I do, but it's weird. We've never had a man in the house like this up there. RORY: He's your fiancé. LORELAI: Very true. RORY: So all you need to do is adjust. It's like that time you got the green stripes in your hair. LORELAI: I hated those green stripes. RORY: Well, I'm tired. I can think of a better example tomorrow. LORELAI: No, wake up, wake up. We've not properly talked about this. RORY: About what? LORELAI: About having Max in the house. About the effect on you. Don't cover up anything. Let's get it all out in the open. RORY: I don't have anything to cover up. I like Max. LORELAI: I know you do, and that's good. But you know, once we are married, nothing will ever be the same again. RORY: I know. LORELAI: It won't just be the 'me and you secret special clubhouse no boys allowed' thing anymore. RORY: It will be different. LORELAI: Not just different. Our lives as we know them will be over. RORY: Mom, we're not dying. LORELAI: No, we're not dying. But the life we had is gonna morph into this like mutation that we could never possibly have conceived. RORY: Like the giant ants in "Them"? LORELAI: Metaphorically speaking, yes. And I don't want it to be like giant ants, so that's why I'm talking about it now. RORY: I am in no way anticipating being attacked by giant man-eating ants because Max is living here. LORELAI: Good. Good. RORY: Weirdo. LORELAI: You know, you can't walk around in the buff anymore. RORY: I don't remember ever walking around in the buff. LORELAI: I know one time you did. RORY: Was I three? LORELAI: Somewhere around there. RORY: Does he hog the bed? LORELAI: No. He's a very 'stay on his side' kinda guy. RORY: Good. LORELAI: He's cute. He wears pajama bottoms. RORY: Stop. LORELAI: Not funny ones. I hate funny bottoms. RORY: I'm gonna call you Funny Bottoms from now on. LORELAI: Nuh uh! RORY: Aren't you happy? LORELAI: Yes. I'm happy. RORY: Well, then it'll be fine. You'll get used to it, having Max there. LORELAI: I know. You're right. I will. I will get used to it. [closes her eys] RORY: Mom. LORELAI: Hm? RORY: You're falling asleep. LORELAI: So? RORY: You need to be a big girl and go to your own room. LORELAI: Okay. [pretends she can't get up] Uh, uh... RORY: Fine, ten more minutes LORELAI: Thank you.
aint it?
Jeez, I thought all this was over.
pessimist.
thats wut he wants us to think then well all feel sorry, then he strikes or so it seems
he gave up on her.
wait a minuite............................................................................................. ......................................................minuite is done, ok. lone u sed u wanted her to forgive u and now ur making fun of her by calling her heartless, dude wutz wrong with u!?!?!?!?!??!?!
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