Laugh at face of Danger
is holding an ORB
Banned

Beware of Frosty Boy.

beware the eye that doesn't look forward

Eyezez

oh, that avatar and sig

so that's what souls are used for....damn i shouldn't have emptied my account

I just don't laugh. Ever. I sold my soul so I could get high.

have I seen you before?

I laugh at your silly petty little notes.

this one is my fave.

[He starts to walk toward the people when a woman stands up and starts unbuttoning her shirt. Luke walks back to Lorelai and Rory]

LUKE: Is that woman doing what I think she’s doing?

[the woman has started nursing her baby]

LORELAI: Um, well, I can’t be a hundred percent sure, but. . .oh yeah, that’s lunch.

LUKE: Why, why do they do this? This is a public place, people are eating here.

RORY: They sure are.

LUKE: This cannot be sanitary.

LORELAI: I agree. You don’t know where that thing’s been.

LUKE: When did that become acceptable? In the old days, a woman would never consider doing that in public. They’d go find a barn or a cave or something. I mean, it’s indecent. This is a diner not a peep show!

LORELAI: Hey, consider making it a combo. You could charge more for your cheeseburgers. Of course, no one would ever feel the same ordering a glass of milk again, but . . .

LUKE: I have to do something. I just can’t stand here and let the lactating continue.

LORELAI: Luke.

RORY: Gross!

LUKE: I’m gross? I’m not the one exposing myself for the entire world to see. That’s it.

[Luke starts to walk over to the woman, then walks back to the counter]

LUKE: You go make her stop.

LORELAI: I’m not going over there.

LUKE: Why not? You’re a woman.

LORELAI: So what?

LUKE: So you have the same parts.

LORELAI: What?

LUKE: You shouldn’t be scared of it.

LORELAI: Scared of it? You know, you’re gonna be a bachelor for a really long time.

LUKE: I am being taken advantage of here, and I do not like being taken advantage of. I hate this!

[Jess walks down into the diner and sees the woman nursing]

JESS: Oh geez!

[Jess quickly turns around and walks back upstairs]

LUKE: Okay, well, that was kind of fun.

Don't listen to them. (on the voice thread, it's seriously hypnotic stuff)