Caspian
is holding an ORB
Banned

Omg Casp you joined one year after me. Noob.

YEA HE WAS TEH GHEY

Yeah I know, I'm awesome.

Glad somebody noticed before BoB DELETED ALL OF THE POSTS.

OMG CASP YOU MAGICALLY CLOSED THE SPAM THREAD OF DOOM!

Impressive, really.

Niiiice.

*Gasp* Was my note DELETED?
WHY?! What have I done... *cries*

Nevermind, I want to tell you a joke!
AHEM. (I didn't make this one up this time.)
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.

The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

Caspian, C-A-S-P-I-A-N.
Your name sounds ghostly... you scare me.

I thought your joke was funny.

Caspian my eyes hurt make them better.