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Papa Waigo
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But people don't sniff your hair and touch themselves when sniffing it or actually use it to touch themselves with, like they do with your panties.

Hair. Cause that's smurfing weird. I've never heard anyone ask for hair before. When someone asks for panties, that's pretty normal. I mean, it's preverted, but in a normal kinda way, and you can shrug it off. But when someone asks you for hair....it will haunt you forever.

Would you be more concerned if someone from the internet was bugging you to send them some of your hair or some of your panties?

Is it? Is it really?

It's better than collecting panties.

His fault for collecting hair.

He'd probably never talk to me again, either. Bloody sensitive women

He'd never smurf with you again.

I could combine both ideas, by putting it in a bag and then setting it on fire and then throwing it out of the window. It would be a burning ball of glory and retribution.

Oh okay it's like THAT. That is crazy. Well...there are always fans. Right. There are always fans. Or you could roll it up into a ball and put it in a bag and throw it out the window and then shoot the bag.