DK
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Papa Waigo
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She may well be invited for seconds and thirds even depends on how good she is in bed

so there is now a hungry hungarian chick who is after a taste of the Steve love sausage.

hahaha dude i have dogeyes now, thank you for the tip this is glorious. his head is just being smashed into this table a thousand different ways. Also some of the environmental kills in this fish place are sick

haha oh man i found out how to stand him up and now i'm doing these running flying kicks and it is utterly anhilating him ahahaha i did a flying kick to him at the stop of the stairs oh man that was beautiful

edit: driving back to restaurant, what is on radio? Ride of the Valykries. Of course it is. :') interestingly said song is also in Far Cry 3.

haha i just had a drag moment with naz, that indian informer bloke. anderson silva whipped muay thai kneed the smurf out of him

dude check the football thread gif of the smurfing season xD

Dogeyes

you can jackie chan without it apparently!

also you know of me and my love of racing games, or rather, my love of smashing into things on racing games. Just had a race and was dominating and then smurfing lost it right before the last checkpoint then I did it again and was second throughout until that last checkpoint again... this time I finally caught up with the smurfer in front of me and then managed to nudge him into a bus

also also just got in a fight on the street and some woman had a fanny attack and dropped her bag. After the fight was done I picked up the bag and slapped her with it, and it broke. She just stood there looking at me like "...what." Then some random fat bloke takes offence to this, comes steaming up to me and aims the laziest smurfing punch ever xD I swear the default gangsters do not have that animation. I broke his leg

I do see him as often as I can but I need jade figures. Also I will see if I can do this jackie chan kick, no mention of it in any tutorial though.

Yeah man I smurfing know. Although there's some pure vicious trout in there, for simplicity I love the fish tank smash, especially because then you can use a fish as a weapon.

I finally won one. My 9th, I think.

Yeah I do like that they added a ram button and the whole jumping out onto other cars trout. Good moves. Needs to be in all sandbox games imho.

WHAT THE smurf THESE COCKFIGHTS ARE RIGGED

purple hoodie smurf yes reppin the saints

also oh trout i was at some temple and left then i somehow slid over the bonnet of a car and made the alarm go off. some dude in robes and a couple of other people started yelling at me and i was like... trout... this dude must be like a shaolin monk or something... I BETTER GET THE FIRST BLOW IN! pressed X a couple of times and utterly shredded him, some dude and some random bint who had been yelling at me. guess he wasn't a shaolin... oops