DK
is living in a lonely world
This is England
Papa Waigo
Recognized Member

I don't want that pussy man desecrating the smilie lists.

A lie, eh? Sounds like a case for Detective Bluehouse. :sherlock:

God damnit, I will get sherlock uploaded on this website if it's the last thing I do.

I sense a lie somewhere around here.

I am not a dirty old man, no sireee.

A hot skirter, eh? I can live with that. I'll strut my thing on the catwalk and give dirty old men upskirts :D

You're just some hot skirter from hot bottle.

You're not prepared at all, you frog-eater!

Oh hell yes this is the lead i've been waiting for for years. YOU'RE MINE, FAIRY, MINE!


Where's my potato gun

I think my Mom is the tooth fairy. Anytime you're ready to crush, you know. It's cool with me.

One of my tooth came lose and I swallowed it once and I didn't get the £1 for it. I left a note explaining everything under my pillow for the tooth fairy, too. smurfing ho. From that day forth my goal has been to find that bitch and crush her.