DK
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Papa Waigo
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I did not rape no elephant, or I wouldn't be the one with the bleeding ass.

You could be chasing him wanting him to hump you.
You FORCED him to hump you.
You RAPED his ELEPHANT.

I wouldn't be behind him if he was the one banging me, unless he has some sort of magic penis.

The penis isn't a bone, DUH. That wasn't left after he was slain.
And who knows, during the parts where he was running after Korn, maybe he didn't really run for Korn. Maybe you were behind him wanting teh sex.

What the hell, I'm not some necrobeastphiliac.

Did you sleep with Por Jai?

ha, yeah right. yvnge ain't all that.

lol, Kyono, that's not very nice :rolleyes2

Perhaps it wasn't used but you're a BOY. There should be no tampons in your room. Especially when you have no sisters. I don't want to know who's it was.

Elephant? I thought it might have been Yngve.

it wasn't a used tampon, assmunch.

but yes, I do. it's never been the same since I slept with that elephant.

...;_; ew. So, among all the trash and cans and plate foods, there was also a tampon?

Dan, do you have anal bleeding? =(