Spiffing Cheese
is holding an ORB
Mandle candle

Clearly the thing to do is text them from someone else's phone! A most cunning plan if I may be so immodest.

Where are you going to apply to? And for what? I think you mentioned maths in your LJ the other day, which is definitely a good subject to have a degree in. You know, after the big subjects like History and Politics like I'm doing

I'm still curious as to the result of texting 999 but worry that if I actually did text them, police would jump out of a nearby bush and imprison me for laws against humanity or something.

Not too long before you'll be off to uni now, is it? A year?

NOT JUST LIES BUT SLANDER

I WANT TO ASK HOW YOU ARE, BUT I DON'T WANT TO PRESS CAPS LOCK AGAIN, SO I'LL DO IT IN CAPS LOCK: HOW ARE YOU???

omg, you still have the .gif! <3

WELL IF IT ISN'T YOU

have you emailed me lately?

you loved it and you want to kiss his beautiful bald head

EMMA IS AN ALCOHOLIC