Dolentrean
is holding an ORB
Pretty Cool

Cough...? Don't get sick, you won't be able to perform your best!!

When you break into my house, I mean. Or something.

Devious-ness can be quite enjoyable though.

I mean what?

But first I'm going to dip him in chocolate.

What's your point?

My friend came up with it. He described it in morbid detail, which told me he's been plotting it for some time now. Although if you wanted to do it first and completely steal and crush his plans, I wouldn't mind, and think it's funny Feel free! Haha

Pshhh. Real men don't plead the fifth! Real men propel into your house through the second story window, throw a flash-bang, take your 72" plasma and throw it in your father's corvette, and drive off never to be seen again. Or, y'know, something like that

Did you? Marvelous!!

...Wait, how do you know where I live? Are you stalking me? ...Kinky.

o_o I think I love you.

Gimme the stuff and I'll work some magic

Sorry Dol I called a truce with him and I'll not be the one to break it.

Of course it will be, are you kidding me?

Okay, so here's what we'll need...A pliars, some blank DVD-RWs, women's pantyhose, a squirt gun, and a bottle of KY sex gel. Can you get all that for me?