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  1. They should use this storyline, characters and plot for Final Fantasy XXXVI
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    I missed that!
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    Aha, what game has he adopted now? I don't feel like tracking him down. :P
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    Ahem. Remember this?

    Lost a bit of formatting... a few center aligns and several boldings, but took the liberty of restoring the smilies (no more panda angel!). Had it saved in a word .doc (all formatting and smiley images intact!) and completely forgot about it... until I accidentally opened it up doing college apps on this old computer. Been a long time since 2005. :O

    Without further adieu:



    Unknowns’ Chronicles of the world


    Narrator: Long Long ago in the world of PuPu Tu BaBa, there is an evil called Unknowns terrorizing the world.

    Unknowns: Gyahahaha!!! I am the bad big evil ass kicking villian in this story. I am evilier than anything you ever seen in history or you will ever see in the future and I steal away all the toliet papers in the public toliets after using them!!! (I dun mind if you make a Fan club all for me)

    Narrator: Then the four warrior of lights rose up against this evil so that everyone will have toliet papers when they visit the public toliets.

    Xaven: Hi, I am the fighter here but I can't even lift my own sword.....
    Future Esthar: hello there. My black magic is as dangerous as my theories.
    Squall of SeeD:..........
    crazybayman: What's his problem, anyway? Btw, I am a monk.

    Narrator:The four warriors crossed mountains, sailed over oceans, explored dangerous dungeons, journey through deserts and battling countless evil and they reached Unknowns' lair.

    Xaven:I still can't believe we are still only level 1 after all those....and I still can't lift my sword...
    Future Esthar: I do have a theory for your question.
    Squall of SeeD:...........
    crazybayman:Are you mute or something?

    Unknowns: Mwahahahahahaha!!! Warrior of lights, you came at last to save the world of the toliet papers. But you dun stand a chance against me!!! (And I also dun mind giving away my autographs)

    Narrator: Unknowns cast a spell and toliet paper started falling from the sky which do 9999999 damage to everyone in the party.

    Xaven:I can't believe we are alive after all that. Right, Future?
    Future Esthar:
    Squall of SeeD:.........
    Crazybayman:Look!!! Just what is your problem????

    Narrator:The last three remaining light warriors charged forward and defeated Unknowns.

    Xaven: At last!! We won!!! (Victory music plays)
    Future Esthar:
    Squall of SeeD:...........
    Crazybayman: Let's finish this toliet paper stealing bitch off.

    Unknowns:Wait!!! I have something to reveal to you!! I am actually the GOOD guy in this story and you guys are the BAD guys!!!(I also dun mind giving away my photos)

    Xaven:This is the one of lamest plot twist since Star Wars Epsoide V.
    Future Esthar: :angelpanda:
    Squall of SeeD:.....
    Crazybayman: Ya! and says who?

    Narrator: Say me!!! Cause I am LYING all the way during the story!!!LOL!!!!!!!! Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo Boo. Suckers!!!

    Xaven:I must admit, this is also the lamest story since FF TSW.
    Future Esthar:Told you! All game events and scripts are lies. The only truth lies within me.
    Squall of SeeD:YOU ARE ALIVE???
    Crazybayman :You do actually can SPEAK!!!

    Narrator: And so Unknowns finished off the four bad guys and peace prevailed in PuPu Tu BaBa.
    THE END

    Gamer: WTF!!!???? THIS IS DEFINETLY ONE OF THE GAME I MUST ADD TO MY LIST OF THE GAYEST AND LAMEST @$%^*&!~ GAME EVER MAKE IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!



    Narrator: And so the four warriors continued their journey against Unknowns.

    Xaven: Aren't we all dead already??
    Future Esthar: Even if I die, my theories will never die!!!
    Squall of SeeD:......
    crazybayman: Who cares, let's just move on.

    Narrator: Some time later...

    Xaven: Hey, this look like a pretty impressive DOOR we have here.
    Future Esthar :So? never see a door in your life???
    Squall of SeeD:.........
    crazybayman:According to the past FF series game, there is alway a WARNING when something major is gonna happen!!! Like those famous lines "It is going to get nasty from here" or "Better check your equipments" and all this stuff. Also the location in the menu say " Room Of Savage Moogles".(Dun ask me how I access the menu....)

    Narrator:........

    Xaven: ....No warning, Well?
    Future Esthar: even I could tell by the look and location of the DOOR that is the PROMISED LAND inside..
    Squall of SeeD:...
    crazybayman: No point pondering then. Let's go.

    Narrator: And so the four warrior of lights walk through the door only to be brutally slaughtered by a bunch of "Whatever" moogles which are narrow minded and cannot accept Future Esthar's theories.

    Xaven: WHAT THE SMUF??? Aren't we suppose to get some WARNING when something like this is gonna happen???
    Future Esthar: Ya, especially when they dun accept my theories!!!
    Squall of SeeD:....gay....
    crazybayman:Look smart alec, you were the one that say there is the PROMISED LAND inside!!! So this is what is promised? one way trip to Game Over?

    Narrator: And so the party was wiped out because they have no sense of COMMON SENSE to ANALYSIS stuff LOGICALLY and rely too much on their IMAGINATION.
    The End

    Gamer:Ok, I am demanding a REFUND no matter what!!!




    Narrator: And so the four warriors of light decided to rest in an inn for a meal.

    Xaven: Look, i want anything but this "Uncle Ronald Mcdonald Happy Meal With A Free Chocobo Doll Included". Okay, you heard me? I am not a kid, ok? I dun want this! YOU HEARD ME? I DUN WANT THIS.....ok, give me this then.
    Future Esthar: .......
    Squall of SeeD:copycat....
    crazybayman: Give me something that will make me drunk...

    Narrator:And so the meals is served and our heroes started eating...

    Xaven: I told them I dun want this, but oh well..*hug the chocobo doll tightly and started giggling*
    Future Esthar: WAIT!!! DUN EAT!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THERE'S SOMETHING AMISS???
    SquallofSeeD:........
    crazybayman: Something is only amiss when the "........" didn't appear above my name.

    Narrator: And so Future Esthar unreveal the big secret to them...

    Xaven: So, the food is POSIONED because the waiter didn't SMILE at us when he serve the food....
    Future Esthar: NOT ONLY THAT!! Did you notice the waiter take took out order is different from the one that serve our food, also the waiter didn't serve our food with his right arm when he is right handed, not to forget the waiter that took down our orders had a TATOO on his arm and do you know what means? Death!!! And also...
    Squall of SeeD: :........
    crazybayman: I think I have better dogfood than listening to your junks...
    To be COntinued.......



    Narrator: And so the heroes continued their jounery once again.....

    Xaven: This dungeon's pretty creepy, unlike those flashy one we used to go.
    Future Esthar: I will call those that we used to go "nightclub", my friend.
    Squall of SeeD:........
    crazybayman:SSShhhh, did you heard something?

    Narrator: A humongous suddenly appear. It is more evil looking than any and it certainly more deadly than any since it carry a instead of a normal knife....

    Destai "self claimed WEAPON": GREETINGS.I AM DESTAI-WEAPON, THE MOST POWERFUL OPTIONAL BOSS IN THE GAME IF YOU BOTHER TO SCAN ME. YOU DUDE DUN STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME AND I SUGGEST YOU RUN BACK HOME TO MAMA AND LEAVE ALL THE "ADULTS" MAGAZINES YOU HAVE WITH YOU BEHIND.

    Xaven:NOOOO!!! Anything than my PRECIOUS COLLECTIONS!!!!!
    Future Esthar: Do you think we will be afraid of you just because you added a word "WEAPON" behind your name like the past FF series optional bosses?????
    Squall of SeeD:........
    crazybayman: Ya!! And BTW, those are MY collections not yours!! You are underage for those.

    Destai "self claimed WEAPON":FINE!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE TERROR OF DESTAI-WEAPON!!! I DESTAI-WEAPON, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!!!!

    Narrator: Destai "self claimed WEAPON" unleashed his to attack the party.

    Xaven:I heard that quote from somewhere before....
    Future Esthar: It is what you usually say to the girls at the club during a drinking competion...
    Squall of SeeD:......*started searching his pockets*
    crazybayman: How much damage to you think this little fluffy creature can do? I will show him one of my own Shaolin drunken monkey style....OUUUCHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    Narrator: The unleashed his own Jackie Chan's amazing dancing monkey style "remix version" attack which deal 999999 damage to everyone in the party.

    Xaven:Why alway 999999 damage like what Unknowns did? Man, talk about creative and yet we are still alive as usual!
    Future Esthar: That is not the point! Think of something constructive will you!
    Squall of SeeD:....*take out a guide book from his pocket*
    crazybayman: Give me that, you "......." freak. Let's see, according to this "STEPS BY STEPS TO COMPLETED EVERY RPG", (idiot-proof and recongized by the self claimed "World RPG gamers associations for Dummies") We will just cast DEATH on him and he will be dead!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Destai "self claimed WEAPON": NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! PRETTY PLEASE!!!! I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIMITED VERSION OF FF7 ADVENT CHILDREN "HENTAI" VERSION WITH A FREE WEBSITE WHICH YOU CAN DOWNLOAD HENTAI FOR FREE !!!!

    Xaven: Download for free...*gulps*...should we reconsider..???
    Future Esthar:There are other sites that you can download them for free, I used to visit them myself.....THAT IS NOT THE POINT HERE!!! SOMEONE CAST DEATH ON THAT .
    Squall of SeeD:.....can't use magic.....
    crazybayman: Speak for yourself, aren't you the black mage around here? If you can't then no one can. So.....*gulps*(oh my god, here that comes...) NOOOO!!! NOT THERE,not on the face!!!!NOOOO!!!

    Narrator: And so the party is once again wiped out.....by a... ....
    THE END



    Narrator: And the final battle with Unknowns commence...as the four warrior of light decide the fate of all toliet papers in the world....

    Xaven: Again? I wonder what's the catch this time....
    Future Esthar: Finally, you are starting to think deeply like me!
    Squall of SeeD:.......
    crazybayman:Let's not get Future started......

    Unknowns: You morons can never beat me cause I wrote this STORY!!! Losers!!! Nah nah nah boo boo boo!!!

    Narrator: So both sides clashed with each other as they unleashed their best attack against each other hoping to get their desired outcomes.....and so....

    Unknowns: Told ya!!! You losers can't beat me cause I am also the "X" in this story!!!! :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

    Xaven: Alas, we lost....but at least I stole her wallet. So that make us even!!
    Future Esthar: You only stole the wallet? I stole all the undergarments she is wearing...opps.....PG 13...
    Squall of SeeD:.........*unleashed Lionheart against Unknowns and knocked her down*
    crazybayman:You sometime do impress me by the surprise you give....

    Unknowns: Wait!!! Dun kill me!!! I have something to say!!!

    Xaven: Not this again!
    Future Esthar: Ya, this is lame! You alway use this trick to turn the tables around, not fair!
    Squall of SeeD:..........
    crazybayman: Fine, Fine, just say it. I am already prepared for the worst....Amen.*started charting prayers*

    Unknowns: Look, can't you be a bit open minded and look at this situation, I stole the toliet paper so the people will understand the IMPORTANCE of what they have neglected and start treasuring them and also people will start to look for new ways to replace the traditional toliet paper system with a more innovative and creative way. Considering what I am doing now a contribution to the improvement and advancement of both human society and technology in which will benefit the countless future generations after our times though I may be condenmed by countless but my deeds will forever be remembered.. *Ray of Gold light started shining on Unknowns*

    Xaven:....I am touched by your great sacrifice to the human race.....
    Future Esthar: I am loss of words.....sniff...and your undergarment smells good. *kept on sniffing*
    Squall of SeeD:.........*started walking towards Unknowns*
    crazybayman:This is just like hearing Hitler talking about democracy.....

    Narrator: and Squall of SeeD stretched out his hand towards Unknowns....

    Unknowns : You are willing to believe me? I..I...... *Teardrops start dropping like shining crystal falling from the sky*

    Narrator: So unknowns stretched her hands to Squall of SeeD....

    Xaven: Oh, I will cry a river if things go on like this.... :weep:
    Future Esthar: A Happy ending....something is fishy..I could smell the stench....of course some came from the undergarments too....
    Squall of SeeD:...........*grins*
    crazybayman: for once I agreed with you, Future.

    Unknowns :so, ahh, can you cast Full Cure on me so i can get recovered and of course I will not try to backstab you guys, never will I do that. Ya, You can trust me!!! Hahahaha, Huh?

    Narrator: Squall of SeeD drew out his sword and beheaded Unknowns....

    Xaven:...........I must say that is pretty savage and rated for violence......
    Future Esthar:..........I need to go see my family psychiatrist to get over this....
    Squall of SeeD:Now this is the fun part......*started giggling*
    crazybayman: I must say you do surprised me way too much, I am outta here.
    THE END

    Narrator: Our heros is now on the way to seek Unknowns' head out after her so called son that wield a nine foot long sword that have three foot long sliver hair stole it from the museum of villians........

    Xaven: I can't believe she has a son.....
    Sir Bahamut: Can't you read what is above your head you goo goo. It said "so called" son which mean it might not be her son.
    Squall of SeeD: ..............
    crazybayman: Whatever it is, let's just hurry so that I will be back in time for Teletubbies.

    Narrator: And so heroes moved on until they came to a crossroad when they decided to head right.

    Xaven: Hey, get a move on. Having wobby legs or wet your pants like always?
    Sir Bahamut: Look, why must we move right instead of left? Why must we believe in that freak that alway appear above your name? He might be lying, ya know.
    Squall of SeeD:..........
    crazybayman: AND WHY MUSN'T WE???? NOW GET A MOVE ON YOU GOD CURSED SON OF A DEFORMED TONBERRY!!! I STILL NEED TO RUSH HOME FOR TELETUBBIES AND YOU DUN WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WILL DO IF I MISS THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!

    Narrator: So the heroes decided to move right, and I REPEAT MYSELF, THEY MOVED RIGHT!!! HEAR ME????

    Xaven: You heard that man dun you?
    Sir Bahamut: Yup, loud and clear. but so what? we are talking about HUMAN RIGHTS here and Kofi Annan is my die hard buddy since we were kids so dun you dare threaten me! BTW, there is something fishy that we alway do as that freak told us to. Who know he is a big fat liar? I say we go LEFT!!
    Squall of SeeD:......faggots....
    crazybayman: And President Bush my Daddy!! Are you going to move it or we make you move?

    Narrator: Look here smartie, to the left is a cliff and you will fall to your miserable death if you insist to go that way and I have the best lawyer in the world if your Coffee Anna wanna take me to a lawsuit!!!

    Xaven: Just go right will ya?? My insurance had just expired and I won't get paid if anything happen to me!!
    Sir Bahamut: Can't you all lowlifes see he is just trying to scare us? There must be something more than meets the eyes if we go left!! I pretty sure of it!! I could SENSE the disturbance in the force in the left, and dun ask me how I sense it. I am not suppose to reveal that I am actually Yoda in disguise.
    Squall of SeeD:..........
    crazybayman: Fine! O great mightly master of the art of Jedi, we will do as you will!

    Narrator: Jedi my foot....So the four moronic heroes that probably had left their brains in the toliet after ting went left and fall from the cliff.

    Xaven: And you claimed you sense the disturbance in the force MASTER YODA, now see what you have done???
    Sir Bahamut: hey kid, Game infomation can be lies, so why can't a game character like me lie? Make sense isn't it?
    Squall of SeeD:.............*start stuffing dynamites in Sir Bahamut's mouth.....*
    crazybayman: Alright, everyone take cover and enjoy the fireworks.
    THE END

    "The Son": It's you traitors. Just when Mama and I are going to the Promised Land, you traitors of the Cetra shown up. FEEL THE WRATH OF MY MASAMUME.

    Xaven: Is this guy on drugs or something?
    Sir Bahamut: I must said this is a direct rip off from FF VII, how cheap!
    Squall of SeeD:.............
    crazybayman:Ya tend to ran out of ideas and just copy other ideas when things get desperate, ya know.

    Narrator: And both sides clashed with each other....

    "The Son": What do you mean by "clashed with each other"? Mama and I dun understand. Can you be more specific?

    Narrator: Must I freakly explain everything so clearly? Can't you just use the God given freakly intelligence you have in that coconut husk of yours and figure it out?

    Xaven: Ya, we alway understand when the dude above my name said something like this.
    Sir Bahamut: A hundred of blows can just be exchanged with just one word from that dude, sometime I do ask myself how is that possible?
    Squall Of SeeD:.........
    crazybayman:Because it is a game? Ya know, I suddenly remember this is just a game.....

    Narrator: Ya, listen to the "Old Birds" around here and start getting the show running or no Power Rangers for you.

    "The Son":NO! Mama and I is sticking to our principles and won't give in to you baddies and if dun give me Power Rangers I will tell them you are actually a gay.

    Xaven: Ya, we all know that dude is gay. He is never interested when we go to the nightclubs....Ahem. I mean dungeons!!!
    Sir Bahamut: And he enjoy peeping at Squall Of SeeD when he is bathing and changing.
    Squall Of SeeD: How in the world do you know that? Dun tell me you are involved too?
    crazybayman:ya know, that is the longest sentence you even spoke throughout all the stories.

    Narrator: No,no, no, I am not gay!!! I am just a bit shy and gentle and.....WAHHHH!!!!! I GONNA TELL MY MAMA ABOUT THIS!!!!YOU WON"T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!AND I AM NOT GAY!!!!WAHHHH!!!
    *:weep::weep::weep::weep: and ran off*

    "The Son":.........so Mama and I can go to the Promised Land and summon a giant watermelon from the sky to crash onto the planet then watch Power Ranger together?

    Xaven: Whatever, if you enjoy being with that rotting head you have there.
    Sir Bahamut:Can I join you? I dun mind a watermelon feast while watching Power Rangers.
    Squall Of SeeD:..............
    crazybayman: I must admit this is the lamest endings throughout all the stories.....
    THE END


    MaMa Narrator: I am taking over the role of the narrator after these sons of a retarded propagator hurted my son's pride and integrity and as a result landed him to the intensive care and control for the mentally unstable and likely dangerous unit in the hospital which in short they call it the "unit for the mad"

    Xaven: MaMa Narrator? Dun you think Narrator's Mama might sound more appropriate?
    Sir Bahamut: I alway suspect that Narrator's dude is not human but some soft of unknown species.....
    Squall of SeeD:.........
    crazybayman: I guess this clear your doubts, You dun see your dad being knowns as Papa Sir Bahamut.....

    MaMa Narrator: Let's get back to the subject. So, Unknowns so called son summoned a giant watermelon from outer space to crash onto the planet......

    Xaven: Oh No!!! What are we going to do? Do the watermelon came with the package of girls in bikini but I prefer them with nothing on....
    Sir Bahamut: No, we stop his vile plan at all cost!!! Ah, the force has shown me a sign!
    Squall of SeeD:...........*take out a FF VII guide book*
    crazybayman: Let me see it and just how many guidebooks you have there?

    MaMa Narrator: So the heroes read the guidebook.....

    Xaven: Hmmm, according to the book, we need someone to be stabbed to his/her death then I will toss the body into the lake and then go to the northern crater to murder Unknown's son then white along with green lights were came out of the ground and stop the watermelon!!!
    Sir Bahamut: Ignorant foolish mortals. Dun you get it? FOR I, *HA LEH LOO YA* IS THE CHOSEN ONE THAT WILL STOP THIS CRISIS!!! *HA LEH LOO YA, LEH LOO YA, LEH LOO YA* The force had shown me the sign for I am the only one that can stop this crisis!!!
    Squall of SeeD:.............
    crazybayman:Not this again......be creative will ya....

    MaMa Narrator: So Sir Bahamut told them about his plans....

    Xaven: We must strip naked and dance around you like monkeys while chanting "Sir Bahamut is our god while we are all his dogs" then start barking with our tongues sticking out....
    Sir Bahamut: And not to forget to surrender all nudity related books or photos so that you guys won't get distracted and I will sacrifice myself to keep it for you guys.
    Squall of SeeD:......over my dead body....
    crazybayman:Ya, especially the part where you have to hand over all my precious collections.

    MaMa Narrator: And so our heroes started arguing....

    Xaven: You claimed that your plan can work but the book said otherwise!!! Liar, Liar, Liar!!! And I want you to hand over nudity related stuffs to me to prove it!!!
    Sir Bahamut:no one proved me wrong.You people just keep saying they can´t be prooved and that they contradict with the book(they never do that,I had been analysing them well).People just don´t understand the context of my plans.Nor what I had saying on my plans.I will show this soon
    Squall of SeeD:......copycat....
    crazybayman: Impressive statement....I tell ya what I think...*Sharpen Katana*.....

    MaMa Narrator: So crazybayman stabbed Sir Bahamut to his death and Xaven tossed the body into the nearby drain cause they can't find a lake and procced to look for the so called "northern crater"....
    To Be COntiuned....
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    Bonjour
  7. hehe.....right! back in the day of debating with FE over FFVIII. How are things?

    Funny.......this is my first time seeing this visitor message board, and first time getting all these messages, even though most are a few years old

    bonjour all
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    holy crap I love this guy! I remember you from about when I joined, and that is it :/
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    Congratulations!

    You have an FF1 Avatar. Join the gang.
    It's a small gang.
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    I'm feeling bored right now so I'm giving everyone who is online a usernote.
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