Raven Nox
has provided more memorable quotes than Final Fantasy III
Ironing Board

lol i love this un with the un cared flirtingness xD

xD That was awesome.

The din of the battle was thunderous. Screams of bloody murder arose from the battlefield like smoke from a fire, yet my fallen comrades' pleas for help fell on deaf ears as I doggedly chopped a path through the enemy to reach my goal: the evil Rat King. His death would end the war.

His minions had swarmed over my homeland in a matter of days, hypnotizing the young with their bright colors and exciting, foreign names. The invaders made slaves of the parents as well, forcing them to forfeit their possessions in order to satisfy the needs of their enslaved children. My country had once been proud and strong, but now all bowed before the electrically charged might of the ferocious yet warm and cuddly yellow rodent that stood before me.

He backed away like a caged animal, pausing for one brief moment to examine his new foe. The creature seemed unsure of what to make of my cherry red hat, my tight suspenders, my bushy mustache and plumber's boots. Was I another king? Another ruler? Another god? The Rat King couldn't seem to figure out why I had survived his onslaught, and why the gleam in my eye was not fading into fear.

With a gleeful 'Kiyai!' and the swing of a bat, I sent the giant mouse back to its maker. The war had ended. We had won...

...or so I thought, when out of the corner of my eye I spotted another warrior, a pink, bulbous one, a warrior who for some strange reason looked a lot like a big pink gumball...

Welcome to Super Smash Bros. Melee, the only game in the world that lets you finally take out your aggression towards the sickeningly sweet mascots that have terrorized gaming consoles since the dawn of the computer age. Finally, a way to get back at Pikachu for ruining Burger King!

*psycho laughter*

Yikes! That was excitingly exciting!

*smash*

OMG!! IS SMASSEDED J00!! LOL!!!

*straps target to ass* SMASH ME! SMASH ME!

"But you got to have faiiiith!" "STOP SINGING!!!"

Oooo, I love smashing asses, so much fun! And I'm first target! =D

I'm here, back from the tourney to smash your ass!

I miss you Raven Nox..............'Im all alone! Theres noone here besiiiiiiiide meaeeeee!!!!' :sing: