Raven Nox
has provided more memorable quotes than Final Fantasy III
Ironing Board

Hiya!

:sing:

HEY!
Remember that time we were in league with eachother up in the mean streets of Alaska? Hard times those were...
But do you remember the time shortly before Doc Robinson died when we knocked off that bank? And then ran and then you slipped on the ice and caused and old 74 year old woman to slip and crack her hip which caused her to yell and made a big group of bystanders come out? So we ended up dropping the money and running for our lives from a group that wanted to lynch us? So we ran out into the wilderness and learned to speak polar bear and lived with the group until we could safely get to Canada? Then when we got to Canada you punched that deaf guy because you thought he was ignoring you? So we had to procure plane tickets to America before he could contact the police?
So when we bought the tickets we bought the wrong ones and ended up in Nicaragua? And from Nicaragua we rented a car and drove up through Central America? And when we finally got back we got caught anyway?
Me too!
Good times. Gooood times.

I won? I WON! *dies from shock* x_x

'Sup

Nobody died.


But this time, our own little super hero SLADE bet all his money on Old Manus! What an unexpected turn of events!

Too bad, this round will be Faris VS Psy, so there's a high probability that Old Manus won't win.



Faris, standing on the not-yet-named battlefield faced her opponent, Psy, who where messing around with some weird stick.

"LET THE BATTLE BEGIN", some weird voice shouted out of nowhere.

Faris slowly began to move closer to Psy... and Psy jumped up and down in pure excitement! "OMG! You're freaking HAWT! Like... will you marry me, you sexy beast?", Faris asked. "Like... if you can throw this football 100 miles I'm all yours, babe!", Psy answered.

Faris threw a football 12 meters! "OMG! THAT WAS AWESOME! I'M ALL YOURS!!!", Psy yelled while jumping in circles. Faris suddenly started to laugh like a megaphone-eating monster machine!!!

Then, suddenly! A puppet made of MEAT appeared and started to sing a scary song about grapefruits getting eaten alive by big, evil monkeys! Old Manus teleported into the battlefield and named the battlefild "The lazerbeam cool flashy thingy with glitter"! Then, he said "All your base are belong to us!", and the entire world transformed into a big watermelon!

"Old Manus like... p0Wned everyone else! He's the winner! OMG!!!", Somebody said.

WOW! YAY! Slade's like... the first winner to ever win something!!! Your money has now been officially doubled!

Competitors can bet? Okay I accept! I bet all my moneys for an Old Manus win!

Why not you?

So whos going to make a bet on the next fight? If Nobodies dead then who? Everybody? Someone? Someguy? Him? Her? Hellavanuglydude? WHO? The suspense is killing me!

Nobody got hit by a car.