Raven Nox
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Naven Rox, Sox my Lox!!!

I'm beginning to wonder wether Nobody has fixed these matches........
I wonder if the 'My Little Pony' Heavy metal mix is available at my local CD shop.....hmmmm......*go off to buy*

Ultima Shadow VS Casteal! (fighting on backwards-beach)

As usual, nobody placed a bet.

Nobody:

It seems like nobody likes to bet!

Nobody:

Anyways... let's start...



The beach was backwards. Don't ask me how... don't ask me what the heck I'm talking about... it was simply just... backwards... somehow. Ultima Shadow juggled a few tomatoes in his hands, paying no attention at all to his opponent, Casteal, who was busy headbanging while listening to "My Little Ponny- Heavy Metal Mix" on her Rock-Radio.

"LET THE BATTLE BEGONE!!!", a crab said, and the entire battlefield dissapeared!

WHAT THE...?

Crab: S-sorry!

*battlefield is restored*

...

Crab: LET THE BREAK BEGIN!!! *everyone takes a break*

Crab: Oh... ops...

GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Crab: I... I'm sorry... :laughing:

Now let ME handle this!!!

"LET THE F****NG D*** SHI** ***** ******* ******* BATTLE BEGIN!!!"

*silence*

Ultima Shadow was **********!!! While Casteal *************!!!

Ultima Shadow: *************!!!

Casteal: YOU *****!!!

Ultima Shadow: WHAT THE ****** YOU ****!!!

Casteal: STOP ***** YOU LITTLE ******* OR ELSE I'LL ********!!!

Ultima Shadow: BAH! ************************!!!

Casteal: *****************************!!!

...

Crab: A... a swearing battle?

ARGH! Let's try one more time, ok? LET... THE... BATTLE... BEGIN!!!


Ultima Shadow threw his tomatoes on the sandy beach, stomped on them and then, with a weird smile, he announced that he was "satisfied". Casteal was still headbanging like crazy while singing "OH! PONNY! MY LITTLE PONNY!!! YEAH, PONNY BABY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! PONNY!!! OH, MY PONNY! LITTLE PONNY!!! WHEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" and didn't even notice Ultima Shadow's very existence!

Now Ultima Shadow, also listening to "My Little Ponny- Heavy Metal Mix", started to dance! He danced to the music for a long time... but then... suddenly... he made a most terrible discovery! There where not enough drums!!! Burning with anger, Ultima Shadow charged at the radio and kicked it into the sea!!! The music stopped. "WTF!?", Casteal yelled. "No drums, no music!", Ultima Shadow said calmly. "WHAAAAT!? YOU FREAKING n00b!!! You're going DOWN!!!"

Ultima Shadow and Casteal started a beachball-war. Sometimes they even threw SAND at each other!!! But then... Ultima Shadow dived into the sea like a PENGUIN!!! "What the heck are you doing?", Casteal asked. "I'm searching for pretty stones!", Ultima Shadow replied and smiled. "OMG! Pretty stones, you say? I want pretty stones too!!!", Casteal shouted and then dived into the sea like a 10-legged octopus! "I WILL FIND THE PRETTIEST STONE!", Ultima Shadow yelled.

After a few hours, they both sat on the beach, all wet and faituged... and they both had a gray, uggly, dirty and dissgusting stone in their hands. "LOOK! Mine's prettier than yours! It got sea-snails on it!!!", Casteal said and sticked out her tongue. "But... but mine's all covered in sand and clay an stuff!", Ultima Shadow desperately replied. "It's just as pretty as yours... I mean... it's much prettier than yours!!!". "NO WAY!", casteal yelled. "Mine's TWICE as pretty as yours!", she said. "It's NOT! MINE'S THE PRETTIEST!!!", Ultima Shadow screamed and banged his head into the sandy beach. "OUCH! THAT HURT!". Ultima Shadow started to cry. "Awwww, poor thing! cheer up! Here! I'll give you this pretty stone!", Casteal said. "OMG! A PRETTY STONE WITH SEA SNAILS ON IT!? THANKS!!!" Ultima Shadow replied.

Then... absolutely nothing happened and the battle was declared... A DRAW!!! ONCE AGAIN, NOBODY WON!!!


Nobody: YAY!

Well... I dearly hope that you've been betting some MONEY this time!

Nobody: Yes, I have!

Awesome! How much?

Nobody: 0!!!!

Oh...

Nobody: What's wrong THIS TIME!?

Betting 0 won't change ANYTHING AT ALL! It's... not a valid bet!

Nobody: Oh...




Next battle will be Faris VS Psy... because "SHE" said so!


Will "nobody" ever place a valid bet? Will someone ever actually win a battle, or will the draw-nightmare continue? You'll get the answere in the next battle! faris VS Psy on "Basketball Island"!!!

Ummmm.....out of body experience?

huh?

Hello little sister! Why are/were you banging your head?

Too bad Old Manus isn't in here......Old Manus vs Meat Puppet would be huge!

Sounds fun. I demand a Faris vs. Psy!

Either that or be taken over by human-like AI who use humans as batteries and have them live in a virtual world which shall be called BEAST WARS! ....errr I mean THE MATRIX!

You're only using people from my usernotes, no fun! xD

This is in YOUR usernotes, silly! If I would use any "outsiders", the world would most likely collapse.