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That's why it's a major problem.

Really? Why can't they just have half of them change their name to George?

But the American (or France) officer seems to like Spice Girls.

Poor, poor soul.

No comments are hot!!!

...what?

Yeah, consider yourself LUCKY!!! I've heared that other than eating people alive and stuff, the undead rabbits also steal people's pillows!!! I mean... who would want his/her pillow stolen?

*huggles the 10 million pillows she has on her bed* NUUUUU!!!!

TOMORROW!!!!!!!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? (Use that again alreeady? xD)

I don't even think that's a French name. =O FRANCE IS A PACK OF THIEVES!

That's why it's a major problem.

Awww~ Peace has returned. Just to be ruined by the Spice Girls. I thought they started making porn music now? Come on, even Iraq doesn't deserve this.

But the American (or France) officer seems to like Spice Girls.

No. Comment.

No comments are hot!!!

...what?

Good thing I live in Northern California.

Yeah, consider yourself LUCKY!!! I've heared that other than eating people alive and stuff, the undead rabbits also steal people's pillows!!! I mean... who would want his/her pillow stolen?

OMG! That's like, THE BIGGEST NEWS EVER!!! I MOST KNOW!! UPDATE!!

TOMORROW!!!!!!!

More than 2% of children in France are named "Fred". This is a major problem and vis versa.

I don't even think that's a French name. =O FRANCE IS A PACK OF THIEVES! *ignores the fact she's part French*

In Iraq, people are finally starting to like the song "Santa is coming for YOU" again. The American officer, Fred (OMG MAYBE HE'S ACTUALLY FRANCE) says that if things keeps going this good, Spice Girls may actually have a live-consert over here in a few months. Well, that really does sound awesome, doesn't it?

Awww~ Peace has returned. Just to be ruined by the Spice Girls. I thought they started making porn music now? Come on, even Iraq doesn't deserve this.

In scottland, the import of Japanese pokemon cards have increased by 40%. We hope that this won't influence the overall quality of Bruce Lee's performance in the movie "Tigers are Wild".

No. Comment.

Lastly, South California is being invaded by an army of undead rabbits while a big meteor is heeding towards the earth and will most likely hit somewhere in the middle of the ocean, resulting in countless mega-tsunamis that will cover about 90% of the earth's surface, completely annihilating everything in their way and resulting in the deaths of more than 95% of all humans and ruining our most important life-necessary resources.

Good thing I live in Northern California.

Tomorrow, we're going to let you know whenever John Kerry really used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before going to sleep when he was younger.

OMG! That's like, THE BIGGEST NEWS EVER!!! I MOST KNOW!! UPDATE!!

And now, it's time for the daily news of the day:

More than 2% of the children in France are named "Fred". This is a major problem and vis versa.

In Iraq, people are finally starting to like the song "Santa is coming for YOU" again. The American officer, Fred (OMG MAYBE HE'S ACTUALLY FRANCE) says that if things keeps going this good, Spice Girls may actually have a live-consert over here in a few months. Well, that really does sound awesome, doesn't it?

In scottland, the import of Japanese pokemon cards have increased by 40%. We hope that this won't influence the overall quality of Bruce Lee's performance in the movie "Tigers are Wild".

Lastly, South California is being invaded by an army of undead rabbits while a big meteor is heeding towards the earth and will most likely hit somewhere in the middle of the ocean, resulting in countless mega-tsunamis that will cover about 90% of the earth's surface, completely annihilating everything in their way and resulting in the deaths of more than 95% of all humans and ruining our most important life-necessary resources.

That's all for today!

Tomorrow, we're going to let you know whenever John Kerry really used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before going to sleep when he was younger.

have a nice day.

Yes, you stole my 700th usernote virginity.

Nothing but the fact that it's the 700th usernote.

Is there something speical about the 700th usernote?

Well, since I also got the 700th usernote, I'm also feeling pretty good.

Well, since I got the 700th usernote, I'm fine! What about you, Ultima Shadow?

Hi, Ultima Shadow! How are you?