Raven Nox
has provided more memorable quotes than Final Fantasy III
Ironing Board

Mama said nox you out! I'm gonna nox you out! Because I do whatever my mama tells me!

Raven Nox on a door.

marry me

booooooo

ummm. hi?

Why did you and Zeromus_X switch avis?

Raven Nox down doors all the time.

LOL
Edward's the best. <3

I was sure it would've worked.

A wild Rengori appears!

Wild Rengori uses Einlanzer, The Destroyer of Worlds!

But it failed!

AAH! Ugh! *cough* DAMNIT! Y-you... *cough* ...f-found... my.... only... w- *cough* w-weakness! Ugh!

Storyteller: And so, my dear friends, our story ends. Raven Nox, the warrior of light found the secret wey to defeat the master of darkness, finally putting Ultima Shadow to rest forever, and his reign of terror with him. And so, peace and freedom was restored to the world...

Ultima Shadow: Ok, that's enough! Just stop it right there! Damn, that was so lame! Couldn't you come up with a better ending? Besides, I can't die yet! Not like that at least! I mean... the ultimate lord of evil being killed by... a chicken bone? What the heck?

Storyteller: Uh... so, what do you suggest then?

Ultima Shadow: Simply let me rewrite that silly ending!

Storyteller: Uh, I'm not sure if that's a good idea...

Ultima Shadow: Awww, c'mon on! Just let me do it!

Storyteller: Well, alright then...


"...but Ultima Shadow used his Super Throat-Cleaner 2010x5, immediately removing the chicken bone from his throat!"

BWAHA! You thought you could beat me that easily? Foolish fools of foolish foolishness, you'd not even be able to fool a foolish fool!

...

...And now I shall go back to my evil castle and do my daily evil deeds of evil! And you can't stop me, since you got no more chicken bones to put in my throat while I'm saying all this meaningless stuff! HA!