TurkSlayer
is holding an ORB

The return of your user notes has brought tears to my eyes. And eyes to my tears but I'd rather not talk about that if it's all the same to you.

And thanks Masamune. I tell ya, I've been out of work for months now. Elena was easy, and Sephiroth got to Tseng first, so there was nothing I could do there. As for Reno and Rude, SE won't let me touch 'em! Says there "Too popular to be killed". Little bastards. I tell ya, its that Palmer guy whose been telling them to stop me. Had it out for me ever since I called him him an ugly fat ass. Anyway, now that there is Before Crisis, I have PLENTY of work! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ladies, gentleman, spinny-lizard people, my usernotes have been returned! Let use rejoice!

TurkSlayer, you're the perfect answer for all those nameless Turks SE made in Before Crisis.

Also, since this is a user note,

*tears of joy* You really do care!

Kill Reno, and you'll be sorry
kill the bald guy for all i care

You are on the way to destruction, TurkSlayer.

First you need to bring me one.

when are you going to slay a turk?

What? No new usernotes? Sacralige!