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    HEY MERCEN I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?
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    I'm not much of a writer actually. xD I create worlds but have done little to no story writing in the past few years, and little in general at all. What kind of fanfiction is it? I can't read much this weekend as Shauna & Dat Matt are over.
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    Which pic? BEFORE puberty or AFTER puberty?
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    DOES THAT MAKES ME IMPORTANT!?
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    You are still the one "X" that I like most!
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    I have never ever stopped and will continue to tirelessly campaign for the word 'wee'
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    7 8 9 10 blastoff 'oh my god where are we going Mercen-X' 'one more word out of you Alive-Man and i'll put you in a box and wee on it' 'oh Mercen-X not again please'
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    ...insect?!
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    That's a lot of T's.
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About Mercen-X

Basic Information

Date of Birth
December 8, 1984 (35)
About Mercen-X
Real Name:
Joe
Gender:
Rock & Roll
Preferred pronoun(s):
I prefer Electrons
Biography:
I'm J. According to Eyes, I'm apparently the Resident Sexist
Location:
Don't care
Occupation:
Don't know
Interests:
Nothing
Contributions:
Screen Names
Wiki:
No one
Chat Nicknames:
Go away
Google Hangout handle:
what's Google Hangout?
Game-related Statistics
Favorite Final Fantasy:
Whatever you're not playing
FFXI Character Name:
Never have
FFXIV Character Name:
Never will
Playstation Network:
Nope
Wii Friend Code:
Not gonna
3DS Friend Code:
Seriously?
Nintendo ID:
Don't own Nintendo
Steam Username:
Steampunk?
Twitch.tv Username:
Hmph
External Links
Facebook:
Leave me alone
Instagram:
Don't bother me
Tumblr:
What?
Online Journal Link:
Loser
Twitter:
Shameless

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Jack: How do you know?

Will: It's more of a feeling really.

Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

Will: No.

If Demolition Man were remade today

Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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Distraction and Decisions

by Mercen-X on 10-21-2014 at 12:09 AM
Once upon a time, my ex came to town. She made a very lurid proposition and I had to consult my magic 8-ball (read as: everyone here at Eyes) about how to move forward.

Well, she came back to town about two weeks ago. Despite the fact that I was close enough to her house on the first day to go and visit (which I desperately wanted to), I decided to fore-go that initial drop-by because I figured she'd be visiting with family. She later told me that her family didn't come to visit her

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Conspiracy

by Mercen-X on 02-07-2013 at 09:11 PM
I've gotten a few complaints about my insinuations lately regarding the connection between conspiracy and crap political decisions or general social grievances. But I personally feel that conspiracy exists and if it exists then it is relevant.

But fine. There's no illuminati, no grand design, no conspiracy, no secret society, and everything we're told is true and their is no hole in the ozone and there is no air/water pollution and there is no brainwashing through media. Oh wait.

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Dealing With Demons

by Mercen-X on 02-05-2013 at 06:58 AM
Surprise! I'm back.

(SPOILER)
Quote Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God View Post
I agree that people have to adapt to those who are different or seem a bit odd/strange, it also falls upon the individual to then modify his or her own behaviour as well, as far as it is within their own powers and ability to do so - and usually a lot of it is.

Therapy is a viable option for those who can afford it, but be further advised that this too has inherent problems if your psychologist is inclined to kowtow to the psychiatrists and just

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VII Tips

by Mercen-X on 07-23-2011 at 10:59 PM
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The only place this won't work is in the Battle Arena IF they give you only the one option like "Magic Materia"-"Magic Materia"-"Magic Materia"... in those cases, you're completely screwed and should give up before something terrible happens. Otherwise, if you press the Square button, you'll notice the Slots don't move while the screen is missing. This way, you can more easily predict which item is coming up and time you confirmation accordingly. The same is true for

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