Christmas
speaks Beaver
Gobbledygook!
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Yeah, so at least there's that. Though I could stand to make more money, so it's not a complete benefit. :<

Off to London to see Monty Python Live! You?

Yeah, I know

I think I would be Cinderella in this arrangement.

This is a screenshot of my favourite one. Dancing Elsie. Here, I am spamming it to my mother. xDD
I'm surprised you're not into it. I would've thought silly GIFs were right up your alley.
Even I, commonly referred to within my circle as 'the banana', have taken to WeChat. (the banana alludes to my being yellow on the outside and white on the inside)

I think only the international students who are failing and at risk of being sent back home want citizenship. One of them offered me money to marry her. It's like a desperation dowry. XD

I'd like to go to Singapore one day. The English accent over there is awesome.

I can't help but think of the poor chicken that surrendered it's life to provide you with a fleeting snack, that's why I only eat chicken wings, they don't fly anyway. Being top of the food chain is a burden on your conscience sometimes.

Alternatively: More for me to kick you in it.

Also:

1, SEARCH IF IT YOU ARE SO DON'T BELIEVE ME
2, you need to have it installed first, i write blue prints for penisectomys so let me know what you are looking for
3, yes bring an umbrella or you are sure to get pregnort
4, BBQ just makes me think of chicken again ~~

Good point. I don't think you ever hear his voice or see him unmasked. Could be a she for all we know.

Yeah, it is pretty much WhatsApp with crazier Asian GIFs. Haha.

I'm Australian actually.
Where do you live again?

I didn't even realize until after I sent you that last Visitor Message. Thank for the congrats, I'm not sure if Pike will really fight me for it thought.

if we can get kfc on the way

Alternatively: I haven't uttered the word "penis" since 1993. But do get one installed so I can kick you in it.

Also: Much like you have broken your promise and my heart (), I have broken the penis pact so I will tell you a few facts about penis:

-If you search "penis" on EoFF forums 8 of the displayed posts on the first page are from you to various members.
-You can get god pregnant if you thrust your penis hard enough into the heavens.
-The weather tomorrow is cloudy with a heavy fog appearing in the later part of the afternoon, high chance of penises.
-The word penis is quite funnie and it makes me giggle just a bit LOL.