Hearts
has provided more memorable quotes than Final Fantasy III
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yeah man you know jheri curls takes all the stick 'cause K-ren is too awesome to have any ammo we can use

I have to go now too, I have a volleyball game. Feel better K-ren, no hard feelings, just greasy hair

i'm leaving you guys are mean.

Ahahaha Jheri just got owned

aks him how longs it takes to prepare his jheri curls and also if like, he ever was in the jackson 5 'cause i'm sure i've seen him before still

Don't praise him because of possible advantages in games of sport

He should use route one tactics becuse of their lack of height. It is a simple strategy, but Super Effective nonetheless.

HE DOESNT DO ANYTHING TO HIS HAIR BUT WASH IT AND DRY IT D:

hey look he just came back from practice..

AND I'M STILL MAD FACE 2 AT YOU!

IS HE PLAYING FOOTBALL AGAINST SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES

There's something Dan can relate to. But I Jheri Curls would disgrace the name of the sport tbh, he'd get the ball all greasy and such.
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