Mitch
is holding an ORB
Meat Man

No, we don't actually fire cats out of cannons at firecats, but what we do do is every bit as risque and exciting.

*Throws VCR into a pit full of firecats * NOW.........you couldn't be happier.

I coudn't be happier!

Mitch is online! This has to be in my 1st 2nd 3rd 4th last favorate greatest moment of my life!

firecats?

VCR's are EVIL!

I'd tape it, but my VCR is stuffed

I'd tap that.

it will be immortalised in my usernotes foreveer until the internet breaks/is eaten

My dog can play guitar
I think she's getting better
But I don't think she'll get far
'Cos she wears a wooly sweater
All she wants to be...is a star

The chicken has gone green
I been watching it for weeks and weeks
I think it's really quite obscene
The way the blood just leaks and leaks
And I don't know...what it means

Old Man Tuppence found the moon
He said he wasn't very please
'Cos before he took to his tomb
He found it wasn't made of cheese
He learnt the truth...much too soon

That hippo has facial hair
Sitting on my washing machine
I don't think it's very fair
He keeps drinking all the gasoline
But when I close my eyes...he's not there

:sing:

For you, Mitch.