Mitch
is holding an ORB
Meat Man

I'm not your mother.

Mitch's beard is perminantly stuck on his avatar. Do you want to borrow my 'Beard-be-gone'?

Who has been special?

I have 5 of those in the attic.

Perhaps you are one of his illegitimate children. Or perhaps not.

It really was personal! I was trying to find the same pink as your Night Elf (Oh no?) but then I saw Mountbatten and felt a special connection.

I'm glad for your concern, Slade.

This is third caplocked Christmas message I've detected over the last three minutes. I'm beginning to think that Christmas is trying to spread a plague........I mean plaque. Your teeth are in danger, Mitch.

HEY LOSER I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?

I like the word ‘mountbatten.’