Mitch
is holding an ORB
Meat Man

I feel the same way about you, Mitch

Roch Voisine

Andy LaRocque.

Cheer up.

Purple people rox my world.

Consider yourself lucky it wasn't a saw lip. Although, at least with that there would be no need for a can opener.

I got punched in the face, and now I have a sore lip.

New stuff, by definition is always better than old stuff.

I'll trade my good toaster for an old shoe any day. I've had my toaster for 2 years. An old shoe is... well, it's new and exciting now. And therefore better.

Only if the new stuff is better than what got thrown away.