Lover of Kh
is holding an ORB
13 long years...

YAY! PARTY!!!!

*2 bbomber* That was so sweet!

Oops, forgot to finish. Stay true, be original, and never stop being the wonderful person you are now.

Originally Posted by bbomber72000 in previous PM conversation

*pats on back* It's okay, no matter how smart someone is, there is always someone smarter then them. But in your case, that person just so happened to be me.

no need to look, bbq's are everywhere
party!

*2 L.a.t.F.o.D.* BBQ?! Where?! *looks around 4 the BBQ.*

*2 D.D.K.*Of course you can leave a u.n. everyone is always welcomed!

*2 Lu*Don't be jealous, Lu! There's plenty of room for funny people!

*2 RSL*Hello!

Hi Lover of Kh!

hey...i'm the funnie one ! ! ! ! ! !




[Rory is sleeping. Lorelai walks in and sits on her bed.]

LORELAI: Hey.

RORY: What? What is it?

LORELAI: Oh nothing. Whatcha doing?

RORY: Taking back Poland.

LORELAI: Oh, good luck with that.

RORY: Mom.

LORELAI: I have a boy in my room

RORY: So?

LORELAI: So I have a boy in my room.

RORY: It's Max.

LORELAI: I know.

RORY: You like Max.

LORELAI: No, uhh, yes, I do, but it's weird. We've never had a man in the house like this up there.

RORY: He's your fiancé.

LORELAI: Very true.

RORY: So all you need to do is adjust. It's like that time you got the green stripes in your hair.

LORELAI: I hated those green stripes.

RORY: Well, I'm tired. I can think of a better example tomorrow.

LORELAI: No, wake up, wake up. We've not properly talked about this.

RORY: About what?

LORELAI: About having Max in the house. About the effect on you. Don't cover up anything. Let's get it all out in the open.

RORY: I don't have anything to cover up. I like Max.

LORELAI: I know you do, and that's good. But you know, once we are married, nothing will ever be the same again.

RORY: I know.

LORELAI: It won't just be the 'me and you secret special clubhouse no boys allowed' thing anymore.

RORY: It will be different.

LORELAI: Not just different. Our lives as we know them will be over.

RORY: Mom, we're not dying.

LORELAI: No, we're not dying. But the life we had is gonna morph into this like mutation that we could never possibly have conceived.

RORY: Like the giant ants in "Them"?

LORELAI: Metaphorically speaking, yes. And I don't want it to be like giant ants, so that's why I'm talking about it now.

RORY: I am in no way anticipating being attacked by giant man-eating ants because Max is living here.

LORELAI: Good. Good.

RORY: Weirdo.

LORELAI: You know, you can't walk around in the buff anymore.

RORY: I don't remember ever walking around in the buff.

LORELAI: I know one time you did.

RORY: Was I three?

LORELAI: Somewhere around there.

RORY: Does he hog the bed?

LORELAI: No. He's a very 'stay on his side' kinda guy.

RORY: Good.

LORELAI: He's cute. He wears pajama bottoms.

RORY: Stop.

LORELAI: Not funny ones. I hate funny bottoms.

RORY: I'm gonna call you Funny Bottoms from now on.

LORELAI: Nuh uh!

RORY: Aren't you happy?

LORELAI: Yes. I'm happy.

RORY: Well, then it'll be fine. You'll get used to it, having Max there.

LORELAI: I know. You're right. I will. I will get used to it. [closes her eyes]

RORY: Mom.

LORELAI: Hm?

RORY: You're falling asleep.

LORELAI: So?

RORY: You need to be a big girl and go to your own room.

LORELAI: Okay. [pretends she can't get up] Uh, uh...

RORY: Fine, ten more minutes

LORELAI: Thank you.

Hey there...Mind if I leave you a usernote? *gives usernote*

BBQ!

Lol. Always the funny one!