Lover of Kh
is holding an ORB
13 long years...

um, yippie?

LORELAI: Manny, my mysterious man, where have you been? . . . Oh, me Manny? I’m just a desperate woman. Yes. Honey, I know you’re up to your ears in problems but I have to have some towels or linens or I’m gonna be lying on the street talking about the pretty inn I used to work at and you don’t want that do you? . . . Well, just, anything you can do to get me through the night. . . Uh, Manny, I love you. You rock. I am devoted to you. I’m never gonna look at another towel without thinking of you. . . Thank you. Bye Stud. [hangs up] He’ll be here in twenty minutes.

RICHARD: Lorelai?

LORELAI: Yes Dad?

RICHARD: May I speak to you for a moment please?

MICHEL: Someone is in trouble.

LORELAI: Uh, is something wrong Dad?

RICHARD: Was that a business call I just overheard there?

LORELAI: Oh, that was my linen delivery guy.

RICHARD: So it was a business call?

LORELAI: Yes, it was a business call.

RICHARD: And that’s how you handle a business call?

OMG! I didn't think I get the 1st post on the second page! YAY!!!!!

Lol. Your jokes are always funny, lu! OK! *takes a big mega phone and makes an annocuenment* I OFFICIAL CALL THESE U.N.'S THE JOKE CORNER!!!!

RORY: So, is this party Grandma's having going to be a big deal?

LORELAI: Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert...again.

RORY: Uh-huh.

LORELAI: Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips.

RORY: You ask a simple question...

Haha.

*whistles*

yeah im alive, and wutz going on with u an BC

B.C. I hope you're reading this! If you are then good! Since you won't answer my pm's and I didn't want to have to do this in my u.n.'s but it seems I have to! I'm breaking up with! For 2 reasons! And if you want to know what those reasons are, the pm me so you can know!

I didn't want him to die! Live,Vinny! Live! *brings him back to life with magic!* Are you alive?

HERE TAKE IT TAKE IT ALL!!!!!!!!! *dies*