SNOOZER
is a Frocobo
hey jerk bags

I'll SNOOZER YOU!

But they kids keep making fun of me, calling me names... You's guys are jerks!

Actually I'll go drop by, why the hell not.

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZER

Come back to chat you bum!

WAKE UP MAN!

I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your...
*doesn't want to get banned*
.........house down?

By the way, you were born on the same day of the year as my cousin. Be proud.

Doing quite fine, though I'm not a cabbage. I'm doing the same, being awesome as always.

Salut, mon petit chou! Ima, nani wo suru?

(Translates as "Hello my little cabbage! What are you doing now?")

pbf ftw!

I... guess I get it.

So what kind of doctor are you?

Do we have to go through ALL this AGAAAAAAAIN?

Okay. Last one to the finish line isn't JUST a rotten egg, but, wait for it!...an...urgh...*hack*..OOF! *dies*