themagicroundabout
ain't gettin' offa this train they're on
oh, sweet nuthin'

I don't think this angel is a girl, buddy!

Your should never tell a girl to go on a diet. For some reason. I've done it before and nothing bad has happened to me. There are comedians who say this, though.

this angel needs to go on a diet or something. smurf.

AN ANGEL

My head feels like there is someone sitting on top of it

I often find myself wondering what on earth to say. Then, I realise that, I must keep my composure, in the jaws of defeat. I'm trying to do just that, right this second.

I'm trying to read them in order from least-interesting-looking to most-interesting-looking, rather than from oldest to newest. Though I must admit I spoiled myself and read the Dr. Hunter S. Thompson one first which is from like 2005.

You could write a book about all the things you know

I have a box full of Rolling Stones from Jan 2003 – March 2005. I started reading them like an hour ago and my prediction is that to read them all it is going to take a very long time.

We just got the encyclopedia of secret societies delivered today