themagicroundabout
ain't gettin' offa this train they're on
oh, sweet nuthin'

12:23.

I have not forgotten about the good times.

Indeed.

You're unstoppable.

Genius Lynx wrote that.

Why, Curtis?! WHY?

Once touted as "Alive-Man" a man who, inexplicably, was alive, I eventually succumbed to the dark side, becoming Darth Ultimortal. This denotes my ultimate mortality, researchers agree, after arguing and disecting my name.

If you eat to many carrots, the carrotine found in carrots will turn you orange.

Phew, I had forgotten the colour of the carrot for a brief moment.

Are orange.