themagicroundabout
ain't gettin' offa this train they're on
oh, sweet nuthin'

Carrots.

I am happy everyday.

I am not, old buddy. I am not.

Everyone (not everyone) is pretty sad today.

I knew it would end up like this.

They need to have shaved, to cure the blindness.

It's a well known fact that mustaches cause blindness in small animals

He has a moustache. It's just the same colour as his skin. FILTHY NON-BELIEVERS

Who needs mustache

Maybe you should draw one yourself!

Although that still might mean that he was telling porkies.