themagicroundabout
ain't gettin' offa this train they're on
oh, sweet nuthin'

yay misery

WE SHOULD CHANGE IT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING EVERYONE MISERABLE.

NOOOOO!!!! Not the name!!!!! I don't like it when people change their names!!!!!! It makes things so complicated!!!!!

Change my... change... change my... my user title... ?

You should change your name just for a laugh, or put it as your user title

do you want to borrow my eraser

super-suction lips

Here, take this keycard. With this you'll be able to unlock the case with the magik beans. Once you get the beans, plant them in the ash left in your fire place, from this will grow a beanstalk shaped like Micheal Jackson. Next you will be required to climb the beanstalk.....backwards. Once at MJ's nose, puch is aside to reveal the diamond snotball. Take the diamond snotball back down the MJ-stalk to the dog house. Pull up the third floorboard to find the interface, insert the diamond snotball inside the interface to recieve a magic lamp. Rub the lamp at the stroke of midnight. Wish for the Batmobile. Drive the batmobile to the warf, where you will find a pixie. Kill the pixie with the batmobiles side mounted candyfloss launchers and steal his flipper. Jump into the water and locate Steve Irwin. Trick Steve into believing your a crocodile so he will give you his watch (along with his hand if your lucky). Surface and trade the watch for a traffic cone at the local video store. Using the cone, create a rocket and fly to the moon. Since the moon is made of cheese, cut a piece of cheese off of the moon and put it on a cracker. Take it back to Earth and feed it to your PS2.

Congratulations, you have now revived Aeris

(warning: Aeris will now be the main character of every game you play on the PS2 after entering the cracker, yes, even car games)

You won't, and there's a huge difference.

I sure can't!