themagicroundabout
ain't gettin' offa this train they're on
oh, sweet nuthin'

Kristina loves you.

I wear boots, but I'm not a cowgirl.

You wear boots? : D What are you? A cowboy?

I have no boot straps. No straps to strap my boots.

hanging upside down by your boot straps!?

I wish real life was like this sometimes.

Hey Ms. Screwdriver, wanna screw :wink:

What.....

Well, screwdrivers are goody-goody prudes with screwdrivers up their arsee....oh...ow.

Screwdrivers don't condone doggystyle sex, last time I've heard.