themagicroundabout
ain't gettin' offa this train they're on
oh, sweet nuthin'

A potato does not, contrary to popular belief, make a good birthday present.
YOU'D DO WELL TO REMEMBER THAT!

Thank God you didn't say root fetish...or is that what you meant all along?

Ah... That wasn't the piranha... I, um, have a foot fetish.

Oh my gawfsh the piranha like totally bit my left foooooottttt! *cringes*

I LIKE FOOD. WHO ELSE LIKES FOOD?

and squishy!

Tadpoles are scary.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

They've branched out to the internet too!

The Japanese only exist in movies!

Neo-Tokyo is like Dante's inferno only without the good bits.