themagicroundabout
ain't gettin' offa this train they're on
oh, sweet nuthin'

IT'S COLD AND IT'S BROKEN! ALAS! Hot diggity dawgs.

im sorry, meat puppet, but you are about as hot as a dog

a hot dog

I'm sweaty.
Am I hot?

hot sweaty mean will pay to see anything, meat puppet, that is one thing you have to learn
i hope you never become one of these hot swetty men

Hopefully that wont hurt too much.
In fact, if we were both attractive females, hell, if we were cherubs, then big sweaty men would pay us to do that!

is that like code for something?
im gonna kick your ass, meat puppet!
im gonna kick your ass with a jelly cube!

(dunnO)

i can see that severely limits your potential in the reporting industry!
you're going to have to learn the hard way

I can't read.

i read a book that involved a turtle
it was a turtle, except it was also a god
and then there was a guy named Brutha, he was the Chosen One, and he was fat and couldnt read