themagicroundabout
ain't gettin' offa this train they're on
oh, sweet nuthin'

now that's cute ^^

everythings fine now that you're here

is something the matter?

50 USER NOTES ! ! ! ! ! ! !



[Rory is sleeping. Lorelai walks in and sits on her bed.]

LORELAI: Hey.

RORY: What? What is it?

LORELAI: Oh nothing. Whatcha doing?

RORY: Taking back Poland.

LORELAI: Oh, good luck with that.

RORY: Mom.

LORELAI: I have a boy in my room

RORY: So?

LORELAI: So I have a boy in my room.

RORY: It's Max.

LORELAI: I know.

RORY: You like Max.

LORELAI: No, uhh, yes, I do, but it's weird. We've never had a man in the house like this up there.

RORY: He's your fiancé.

LORELAI: Very true.

RORY: So all you need to do is adjust. It's like that time you got the green stripes in your hair.

LORELAI: I hated those green stripes.

RORY: Well, I'm tired. I can think of a better example tomorrow.

LORELAI: No, wake up, wake up. We've not properly talked about this.

RORY: About what?

LORELAI: About having Max in the house. About the effect on you. Don't cover up anything. Let's get it all out in the open.

RORY: I don't have anything to cover up. I like Max.

LORELAI: I know you do, and that's good. But you know, once we are married, nothing will ever be the same again.

RORY: I know.

LORELAI: It won't just be the 'me and you secret special clubhouse no boys allowed' thing anymore.

RORY: It will be different.

LORELAI: Not just different. Our lives as we know them will be over.

RORY: Mom, we're not dying.

LORELAI: No, we're not dying. But the life we had is gonna morph into this like mutation that we could never possibly have conceived.

RORY: Like the giant ants in "Them"?

LORELAI: Metaphorically speaking, yes. And I don't want it to be like giant ants, so that's why I'm talking about it now.

RORY: I am in no way anticipating being attacked by giant man-eating ants because Max is living here.

LORELAI: Good. Good.

RORY: Weirdo.

LORELAI: You know, you can't walk around in the buff anymore.

RORY: I don't remember ever walking around in the buff.

LORELAI: I know one time you did.

RORY: Was I three?

LORELAI: Somewhere around there.

RORY: Does he hog the bed?

LORELAI: No. He's a very 'stay on his side' kinda guy.

RORY: Good.

LORELAI: He's cute. He wears pajama bottoms.

RORY: Stop.

LORELAI: Not funny ones. I hate funny bottoms.

RORY: I'm gonna call you Funny Bottoms from now on.

LORELAI: Nuh uh!

RORY: Aren't you happy?

LORELAI: Yes. I'm happy.

RORY: Well, then it'll be fine. You'll get used to it, having Max there.

LORELAI: I know. You're right. I will. I will get used to it. [closes her eys]

RORY: Mom.

LORELAI: Hm?

RORY: You're falling asleep.

LORELAI: So?

RORY: You need to be a big girl and go to your own room.

LORELAI: Okay. [pretends she can't get up] Uh, uh...

RORY: Fine, ten more minutes

LORELAI: Thank you.

50 USER NOTES ! ! ! ! ! ! !



[Rory is sleeping. Lorelai walks in and sits on her bed.]

LORELAI: Hey.

RORY: What? What is it?

LORELAI: Oh nothing. Whatcha doing?

RORY: Taking back Poland.

LORELAI: Oh, good luck with that.

RORY: Mom.

LORELAI: I have a boy in my room

RORY: So?

LORELAI: So I have a boy in my room.

RORY: It's Max.

LORELAI: I know.

RORY: You like Max.

LORELAI: No, uhh, yes, I do, but it's weird. We've never had a man in the house like this up there.

RORY: He's your fiancé.

LORELAI: Very true.

RORY: So all you need to do is adjust. It's like that time you got the green stripes in your hair.

LORELAI: I hated those green stripes.

RORY: Well, I'm tired. I can think of a better example tomorrow.

LORELAI: No, wake up, wake up. We've not properly talked about this.

RORY: About what?

LORELAI: About having Max in the house. About the effect on you. Don't cover up anything. Let's get it all out in the open.

RORY: I don't have anything to cover up. I like Max.

LORELAI: I know you do, and that's good. But you know, once we are married, nothing will ever be the same again.

RORY: I know.

LORELAI: It won't just be the 'me and you secret special clubhouse no boys allowed' thing anymore.

RORY: It will be different.

LORELAI: Not just different. Our lives as we know them will be over.

RORY: Mom, we're not dying.

LORELAI: No, we're not dying. But the life we had is gonna morph into this like mutation that we could never possibly have conceived.

RORY: Like the giant ants in "Them"?

LORELAI: Metaphorically speaking, yes. And I don't want it to be like giant ants, so that's why I'm talking about it now.

RORY: I am in no way anticipating being attacked by giant man-eating ants because Max is living here.

LORELAI: Good. Good.

RORY: Weirdo.

LORELAI: You know, you can't walk around in the buff anymore.

RORY: I don't remember ever walking around in the buff.

LORELAI: I know one time you did.

RORY: Was I three?

LORELAI: Somewhere around there.

RORY: Does he hog the bed?

LORELAI: No. He's a very 'stay on his side' kinda guy.

RORY: Good.

LORELAI: He's cute. He wears pajama bottoms.

RORY: Stop.

LORELAI: Not funny ones. I hate funny bottoms.

RORY: I'm gonna call you Funny Bottoms from now on.

LORELAI: Nuh uh!

RORY: Aren't you happy?

LORELAI: Yes. I'm happy.

RORY: Well, then it'll be fine. You'll get used to it, having Max there.

LORELAI: I know. You're right. I will. I will get used to it. [closes her eys]

RORY: Mom.

LORELAI: Hm?

RORY: You're falling asleep.

LORELAI: So?

RORY: You need to be a big girl and go to your own room.

LORELAI: Okay. [pretends she can't get up] Uh, uh...

RORY: Fine, ten more minutes

LORELAI: Thank you.

...until you came along :rolleyes2

I am also shocked at those fat men dancing on the walls. They were once so free and drugged out.

it is.

i always looked shocked
tis a good thing to post in my usernotes

Why look so shocked?

Tis is Laughing at the Face of Danger-ness and i am writing user notes, that okay by yooo?