themagicroundabout
ain't gettin' offa this train they're on
oh, sweet nuthin'

Cult, you say?

Just the five of us!

Dear Tempest,

As I see it, you've got four choices: you could take the cash, you could look behind door number 1., you could peek behind door number. 2 or, alternatively you could take a butcher's at what is behind door number 3. Now, you may think this is a difficult decision, but rest easy! It is as simple as could be. The money is guaranteed from the start, so you are not risking anything taking the cash (unless you happen to be taking it from someone with very big muscles and a violent disposition, in which case I would strongly advise against it). Door 1, well now, that seems the obvious choice doesn't it? Yes it does. You could go for Door 1, but you might be surprised at what is behind it. Then again, you might not! Door 2, a personal favourite of mine, always has hidden behind its wooden exterior state of the art kitchen appliances, though of course, this time you may be looking at a giant bag of Tupperware Cast-Offs. Door 3, some call this door "Ol' Reliable", perhaps because it is made out of sturdy oak with good, honest hinges, or perhaps, as the cynic might suggest, it invariably has nothing behind it. However, after all is said and done, it's your decision at the end of the day.
IMHO.

Your's Sincerely,
themagicroundabout.

The last note was sparkling "pyuu~~~~~"

Curtis, should I go for door number 1, door number 2, door number 3, or should I just take the cash?

Why did the stone remind you of me?!

They are mean't to be uncomfortable, with all that rock & what not.

I want a rocking chair...

I would declare many things, like declaring which breakfast cereal i should eat on this New years eve, eve, eve morning.

How rude of him! I think you should declare a refund!