You should have made him sleep on 100 matresses and put a pee underneath. If he had a bad nights sleep that would mean he was a prince or something. I read that in the Fairy Tale Science Journal.
Violence sloves nothing and neither do frogs. That reminds me of that time I got into a debate with a frog. He was so indecisive and kept on saying he was a prince, like I care!
I guess Moses didn't get that part.
Slavery is fun!
What a bastard! What good did he do anyway? Egyptains where awesome and he hurt them all!
Quite true. Moses never even comes to my house.
Well at least he isn't Moses!
I like Jesus, he comes to my house at easter and cooks hot cross buns on an open fire with me. He is such a nice guy, who would have thought he killed children and ate their bones.
Why thank you, I think so too. As does Jesus.
Yes you are really funny!
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