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    You should get a boat.

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    Hello parker.
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    no but ask me again ten years ago and teenager shorty might be into it
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    grow a beard and maybe we can talk

    maybe
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    and no sorry cupcake none of those things factor into me selecting suitors for dates are those important things to you
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    ugh it's so creepy xD
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    at first I was like "what is that" and then I remembered it seriously creeped me the smurf out and made me uncomfortable! (but I still liked it)

    have you seen mulholland drive?
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    Yes, that is a great idea. Rep something and then link me and we'll see what's what.
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    Did you just post a nipple?
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    if you put a different face on me, it might be
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May 21, 1988 (35)
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Date of last name change:
Oh I don't know, like, 28th Aug '13 or some sheez?
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Fried rice is awesome

by Parker on 03-29-2012 at 09:22 AM
I boil a load of rice and then eat only a tiny bit of it so I can have badass amounts of fried rice the next day.

Day old boiled rice makes the best fried rice - everyone knows this.

Fried rice is fantastic because you throw most anything into it. eggs,. sheitmps, carrot, peas, shoots, fruits, eggs, onions.....all kinds of things.....the world is your oyster (u can thrwo oysters in too.)

if you throw lots and lots of eggs in (shift the egg:rice ratio)

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For a lonely nerd, I sure masturbate a lot

by Parker on 02-18-2012 at 09:19 PM
I'm collecting tonberry kills so i can get the tonberry king GF* on FF8

Rinse
Renzokuken
Repeat

I realised i can do it with one hand while still being somewhat fast, and its hecka boring, so...

thank goodness for the pic thread is all i can tell you


*the only gf i will ever have again, lmao
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HOLY tit, THAT'S AN ARM?!

by Parker on 01-26-2012 at 07:31 PM
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Vf6cl.png[/IMG]

All these years I thought this was some blackbird/raven sitting on Squall's shoulder. I've wondered about the significance every time I played Final Fantasy 8.

But I was wrong.

It's his goddamn arm.


Jesus. How do I even manage to get up in the morning?


This has seriously blown my mind!
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SOMETIMES WHEN IM DEPRESSED I LIKE TO WRITE IN UPPER CASE WITH MINIMAL PUNCTUATION

by Parker on 01-19-2012 at 03:40 PM
ESSENTIALLY LIKE A STREAMOFCONSCIOUSNESS KIND OF DEAL

IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM SHOUTING BUT NOT IRL WHERE MY SHOUTING MIGHT UPSET SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ANYWAY ITS KINDA REFRESHING AND SORTA MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY AND ENERGISED SO IF YOU FEEL CRAPPY THEN TRY IT OUT IF YOU WANT

BASICALLY I AM PRETTY MISERABLE RIGHT NOW

THIS IS THERAPY, I GUESS
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Coursework boredom

by Parker on 01-12-2012 at 03:24 PM
basically got this on loop to help me cope

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZw[/url]

the eoff girly do the boom shakalak :kakapo:

hows it going?
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