- Date of Birth
- May 21, 1988 (36)
About Parker
- Real Name:
- Parker
- Gender:
- M
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- Formerly:
- Parker, SCROTAL FREEBALL, Sweetie
- Date of last name change:
- Oh I don't know, like, 28th Aug '13 or some sheez?
- Chat Nicknames:
- Parker
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- Favorite Final Fantasy:
- VIII
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by
Parker on 03-29-2012 at 10:22 AM
I boil a load of rice and then eat only a tiny bit of it so I can have badass amounts of fried rice the next day.
Day old boiled rice makes the best fried rice - everyone knows this.
Fried rice is fantastic because you throw most anything into it. eggs,. sheitmps, carrot, peas, shoots, fruits, eggs, onions.....all kinds of things.....the world is your oyster (u can thrwo oysters in too.)
if you throw lots and lots of eggs in (shift the egg:rice ratio)
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by
Parker on 02-18-2012 at 10:19 PM
I'm collecting tonberry kills so i can get the tonberry king GF* on FF8
Rinse
Renzokuken
Repeat
I realised i can do it with one hand while still being somewhat fast, and its hecka boring, so...
thank goodness for the pic thread is all i can tell you
*the only gf i will ever have again, lmao
by
Parker on 01-26-2012 at 08:31 PM
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Vf6cl.png[/IMG]
All these years I thought this was some blackbird/raven sitting on Squall's shoulder. I've wondered about the significance every time I played Final Fantasy 8.
But I was wrong.
It's his goddamn arm.
Jesus. How do I even manage to get up in the morning?
This has seriously blown my mind!
by
Parker on 01-19-2012 at 04:40 PM
ESSENTIALLY LIKE A STREAMOFCONSCIOUSNESS KIND OF DEAL
IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM SHOUTING BUT NOT IRL WHERE MY SHOUTING MIGHT UPSET SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ANYWAY ITS KINDA REFRESHING AND SORTA MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY AND ENERGISED SO IF YOU FEEL CRAPPY THEN TRY IT OUT IF YOU WANT
BASICALLY I AM PRETTY MISERABLE RIGHT NOW
THIS IS THERAPY, I GUESS
by
Parker on 01-12-2012 at 04:24 PM
basically got this on loop to help me cope
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZw[/url]
the eoff girly do the boom shakalak :kakapo:
hows it going?