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    lel
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    That's some dank 'za.
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    there's something not quite right with his teeth though
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    I can't tell if that's a pizza or a cake

    Still I am up for making a forums style where that happens

    whoa

    just saw the shirt

    pineapples
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    muholland dr. is a pretty good movie! I watched inland empire too. david lynch makes some interesting but sometimes weird movies.
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    lmao at you taking me seriously
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    Plenty of people agree with me about Jan. She has outrageously comical character progression, beginning with a strong, female higher-up who is at the mercy of Michael's well-meaning or inconsiderate stunts while she is secured in a reasonably stable position in life and then begins her slow, painful descent into chaos and craziness. She is objectively hilarious.

    And sure, I could use therapy.
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    I don't associate myself with smurfed up bitchlike traits >:{
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    not after you just called me a smurfed up awful bitch no
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    Okay, I will accept Jan. Jan is the best character, anyway. I'm 100% serious, Jan is the best.
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May 21, 1988 (29)
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Oh I don't know, like, 28th Aug '13 or some sheez?
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Fried rice is awesome

by Parker on 03-29-2012 at 10:22 AM
I boil a load of rice and then eat only a tiny bit of it so I can have badass amounts of fried rice the next day.

Day old boiled rice makes the best fried rice - everyone knows this.

Fried rice is fantastic because you throw most anything into it. eggs,. sheitmps, carrot, peas, shoots, fruits, eggs, onions.....all kinds of things.....the world is your oyster (u can thrwo oysters in too.)

if you throw lots and lots of eggs in (shift the egg:rice ratio)

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For a lonely nerd, I sure masturbate a lot

by Parker on 02-18-2012 at 10:19 PM
I'm collecting tonberry kills so i can get the tonberry king GF* on FF8

Rinse
Renzokuken
Repeat

I realised i can do it with one hand while still being somewhat fast, and its hecka boring, so...

thank goodness for the pic thread is all i can tell you


*the only gf i will ever have again, lmao
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HOLY tit, THAT'S AN ARM?!

by Parker on 01-26-2012 at 08:31 PM
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Vf6cl.png[/IMG]

All these years I thought this was some blackbird/raven sitting on Squall's shoulder. I've wondered about the significance every time I played Final Fantasy 8.

But I was wrong.

It's his goddamn arm.


Jesus. How do I even manage to get up in the morning?


This has seriously blown my mind!
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SOMETIMES WHEN IM DEPRESSED I LIKE TO WRITE IN UPPER CASE WITH MINIMAL PUNCTUATION

by Parker on 01-19-2012 at 04:40 PM
ESSENTIALLY LIKE A STREAMOFCONSCIOUSNESS KIND OF DEAL

IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM SHOUTING BUT NOT IRL WHERE MY SHOUTING MIGHT UPSET SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ANYWAY ITS KINDA REFRESHING AND SORTA MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY AND ENERGISED SO IF YOU FEEL CRAPPY THEN TRY IT OUT IF YOU WANT

BASICALLY I AM PRETTY MISERABLE RIGHT NOW

THIS IS THERAPY, I GUESS
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Coursework boredom

by Parker on 01-12-2012 at 04:24 PM
basically got this on loop to help me cope

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZw[/url]

the eoff girly do the boom shakalak :kakapo:

hows it going?
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