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    The master of shaking.
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    Yes it counts for something, you win the Dr. Acula's 301st usernote award! Congratulations.

    It is in the form of the following smiley:
    :mastersha
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    Bring it to me instead.
  4. Gimme a steak
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    BRING IT.
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    Or if you threatened him with a sharp instrument (Not Recommended).
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    I can’t tell you where Harpagruwa Hotel is. Not now. When you’re older... maybe.
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    Yes both my avy and sig are from Dogma. The quote, however, is from my own belief in inevitable nuclear holocaust.
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    I cunt do it.

    Yes it's from Scrubs. Congratulations you win absolutely nothing!
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    Twat?!
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About The Unknown Guru

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Date of Birth
October 27, 1992 (32)
About The Unknown Guru
Real Name:
Some call me... Sam?
Gender:
M
Biography:
I dropped out of college, work in a kitchen, drink a lot, love food, and hate humans (those turds).
Location:
Limbo
Occupation:
Person of mystery
Interests:
Cooking, drinking, reading, drinking, drinking, thinking, forgetting, drinking, vidya, misanthropy
Contributions:
Game-related Statistics
Favorite Final Fantasy:
VI, IX, and XII
FFXI Character Name:
It would be Slimedude99.

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  2. Jiro Jiro is offline

    Eggstreme Wheelie

    Jiro
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    Paganini is a bastard.

    Rengori
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    hello

    Yar
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